Also her love of vodka and hot dogs.  “Probably in that order!”

I get the feeling that any game produced by “FUKSOFT” would not be one for “All Ages” once the ESRB got their mitts on it!

I would love to hear the pre-game broadcasts of NFL games, where Hank Williams sings the well-known intro song, “Are You Ready for Some American Football?”

Finally, the GTA/Animal Crossing Hot Coffee Crossover we’ve all been waiting for has come to fruition!

No, that was a Billy Squier song.

Ann Peebles is also maintaining her silence on the issue.

So how is life with your family inside Arkham Asylum?

Yes! Now I am reminded why I cranked up the Switch immediately after reading the LAST article here about Lost in Random and purchased it. Unfortunately, it got pushed behind my big ol’ Metroid fix, and I completely forgot that it was this game, partially written by Ryan North!

I gotta star this one.  I’ve played every Metroid since the 80s, and I have completed ALL of them - but I still just fucking hate shinesparking.  The convoluted, precision-control required to get some minor, specific, and out-of-the-way blocks broken can be INFURIATING.  But it’s still a known game mechanic, not a…

So then you also realize that giving the American Patrons the opportunity to just not pay someone else and instead keep the money for themselves... does not produce a good work environment. Why would you come out in favor of Tipping Culture?  That’s not ignorant, that’s just plain monstrous.

And you realize that if they did start paying salaries and not have tipping anymore, those costs would be transferred to patrons.

Oh, now I can re-live the frustration of calling my childhood best friend, who, regretfully, had a phone number that started with a 9, and had two zeroes in the final quad.

(Jamie Gillis also wears really cool robe, if you’re into that kind of thing.)

I loved that the Duke was such a behemoth to hold. It was a gaming bowling ball.

So you read every part of my comment except the end?  Strange place to stop, but... okay.  You do you!

I don’t really know how else to put it. If you don’t want to acknowledge that it happens, then fine.

I vote for maximum chaos.  The new device will be “Switch Series X5"

Kinja! Now with 100% more, “FUCK YOU BECAUSE I SAY SO!”

Undead undead undead.

Yeah, they really knocked it out of the Stupid Park. I mean, as soon as I read the first line, I knew it was going to be bullshit, but MAN. It reads like, “As a Jewish person myself, were the Nazis /really/ so bad? C’mon!”