I would love to hear the pre-game broadcasts of NFL games, where Hank Williams sings the well-known intro song, “Are You Ready for Some American Football?”

Finally, the GTA/Animal Crossing Hot Coffee Crossover we’ve all been waiting for has come to fruition!

Ann Peebles is also maintaining her silence on the issue.

So how is life with your family inside Arkham Asylum?

Yes! Now I am reminded why I cranked up the Switch immediately after reading the LAST article here about Lost in Random and purchased it. Unfortunately, it got pushed behind my big ol’ Metroid fix, and I completely forgot that it was this game, partially written by Ryan North!

I gotta star this one.  I’ve played every Metroid since the 80s, and I have completed ALL of them - but I still just fucking hate shinesparking.  The convoluted, precision-control required to get some minor, specific, and out-of-the-way blocks broken can be INFURIATING.  But it’s still a known game mechanic, not a…

So then you also realize that giving the American Patrons the opportunity to just not pay someone else and instead keep the money for themselves... does not produce a good work environment. Why would you come out in favor of Tipping Culture?  That’s not ignorant, that’s just plain monstrous.

And you realize that if they did start paying salaries and not have tipping anymore, those costs would be transferred to patrons.

(Jamie Gillis also wears really cool robe, if you’re into that kind of thing.)

I loved that the Duke was such a behemoth to hold. It was a gaming bowling ball.

So you read every part of my comment except the end?  Strange place to stop, but... okay.  You do you!

I don’t really know how else to put it. If you don’t want to acknowledge that it happens, then fine.

I vote for maximum chaos.  The new device will be “Switch Series X5"

Kinja! Now with 100% more, “FUCK YOU BECAUSE I SAY SO!”

Yeah, they really knocked it out of the Stupid Park. I mean, as soon as I read the first line, I knew it was going to be bullshit, but MAN. It reads like, “As a Jewish person myself, were the Nazis /really/ so bad? C’mon!”

Hey, more for you!

Anyone who doesn’t love that sweet-and-salty combination is lying.

Perhaps you’re not remembering April O’Neil cosplaying as April O’Neil? (Images are SFW, but... will still get you some side-eye.)

Motherfucker, I showed up with a joke about how the Ghost Rider I knew was not shorter than Wolverine - who in the comics has always been maybe 5'2". And YOU show up IMMEDIATELY trying to throw shade at me for being an “MCU fan” and trying to dictate how comic characters should look. Don’t fucking come at me with your…

Unlike other Ghost Riders he’s haunted by the spirit of a dead necromancer who is also his uncle, lacks the ability to use the Penance Stare, and drives a car instead of a motorcycle.