For his crimes, he has been sentenced to: DEATH BY MEDIOCRITY. It will take entirely too long, but really, isn’t his suffering the point?

I dunno about that. You’re talking to someone that - as a child, owned the Disney Disco Duck LP. And anyone that was trying to play innocent to Elton John’s queerness just because he did a duet with Kiki Dee (“He’s singing to a woman not to break his heart! He CAN’T be gay!”) then they’re just willfully buying the…

Propers to the taker of that lede image. Sure, it’s just a picture of the “Bank of America” logo posted on a building - but the framing, the way that the architecture has separated the “me” from the rest - it’s quintessentially “American” and that shit is subtle art.

I was actually discussing the whole “Disco Sucks” thing with a coworker recently, and he brought up - disco was also very much seen as “black music” so all the dirtbag “ROCK AND ROLLLL FOREVER MAAAAN” sleazeballs were (I’M SURE IT WAS A COINCIDENCE) on the same side as the unadulterated 100% uncut racist assholes.

OH yeah. And then we managed to elect a guy who actually TOLD people that the media were their enemy, and there were people cheering that shit on.

I thought you’d already played this one, Ash! But this line tells me otherwise:

It’s Christian Bale in yet another transformative role! There’s NOTHING he won’t do for a part! Not only will he be bringing his star power to this version of Sex & the City, he will be performing the whole role using his Batman voice! It’s going to be UH-MAY-ZING.

While it is mathematically possible to express numbers less than zero, it is impossible to express numbers less than zero when measuring entertainment! Once a show stops being “entertainment” you begin counting upward, but this time on the quantity of suffering.

“Cenobites and the City”, coming this Autumn!

Welcome to the Internets, friend!  LOLOLOLOLOL

Once again, Capitalism is a death cult.  It has ruined things that it should never have touched. The “New Hotness” and “Updated Versions” model has kept Insulin on the trademark block for so long that you literally cannot buy a generic insulin, in spite of the fact that people need it to live.

I think the comment was actually written by Bruce Banner as he was struggling to become one with The Hulk. All the extraneous spaces after every sentence (and before the punctuation?!) are due to his now-enormous green fingers being too large for standard, Banner-sized keyboards. Also, this sentence is VERY Hulk:

Gosh, it’s almost like you didn’t even read the link you posted! Nowhere on the Anti-Defamation League link does it link ACAB to White Nationalists! It mentions skinheads, but also specifically mentions that includes “traditional” non-racist skinhead groups and specifically Anti-Racist Skinheads. Jeepers, it’s almost…

You don’t think that the NYPD would be concerned with what a Video Game site might have to say about their Video Game Truck?

Behold, Phylicia’s long history of Excellent Character Judgement:

For varying definitions of “good,” obviously!

The final fighter will be produced by Sakurai, and it will be a “Me Fighter”.

The lack of “Lawnmower Man” makes this entire list suspect.

They’d HAVE to, because if you include gacha and Fortnite the numbers are so low that we are all essentially Ryu by default.

I also have a bone to pick with this section: