Yeah, why aren’t they considering the feelings of these Olympic athletes, that will totally be buying and playing this game?  However will they be able to withstand the disrespect it has heaped upon them and their National Flag forehead tattoos?

Thanks for the link!

Oh, they! That’s a helpful comment. If I hop into the search on Kotaku for “preorder” I get page after page after page of... links to articles about everything with information on how to preorder. Most of it’s toys and hardware, but it’s still there.

Bonbon even suggested everyone pre-order. (Don’t ever pre-order - Ed.)

Only when he’s not in Full Brock Samson regalia, lit cigarette dangling from his lip the whole time. He never has to actually take a drag - it just has to BE THERE.

I actually bought a physical copy for the XBox1 - because I prefer to have physical copies of games. But before I could even play it, it demanded updates and a complete install. So the whole game was installed to my drive and my physical copy was already useless, except for the fact that I am now REQUIRED to have the…

That front end... it looks like there’s a combination of the fancy, low-profile headlights just under the hood, but then there’s the space immediately below them with... the smaller, round... headlights? They look too small for the space they’re in, so it looks like the car was born with developmental deficiencies.…

BAM!  You’re a TREE!

I will admit, I am not about to start celebrating. But I WILL admit to being giddy with antici-

“It’s better for everybody,” she said. “It’s better for the car company, it’s better for the dealer.”

Just based on the still from the YouTube video, knowing that it was an N64 game from 2000, and the fact that it’s a turn-of-the-century Power Rangers game... I’m going to guess that the logo on their belts is actually a butthole, in order to declare, “Yes, we know this game is complete ass.”

Oh, so you’re telling me that them changing my default PDF viewer away from Acrobat to Edge after every single update is a FEATURE, not a BUG.  And that for all the users at my company, who reach out to me when they can’t open PDFs anymore - I should just tell them that building an operating system is HARD, and they…

I love having the option to tell Windows what programs I want to use as defaults. Then getting to tell Windows that I still want to use those programs again, after every update. And again. And again.

this new method could be a big way to get better at Tetris on NES without having to potentially injure yourself in the process.

But what does Pepsi think of the verdict? I’m going to refrain from forming any kind of opinion until I can get a pre-manufactured one poured directly into my face in the form of some ice-cold, carbonated flavored corn syrup and poorly written, half baked platitudes from some unpaid intern.

DOOOOO IIIIIIIIIIIT.

Wolverine quote still applies!

Well, the human form tends to grow into whatever shape it is most frequently pressed, no matter how extreme! Like the extreme corset wearers, or the neck rings.

“A little boy named Leonardo Rembrandt drew these... don’t his childlike scribbles remind you of Racoon City?”

*has her assistants wheel out 12' x 18' fresco painting on a plaster wall of zombies eating people that is more detailed than the actual human characters standing around staring at this child’s sketch*

I always love how these comments pop up.  “YOU PEOPLE LOVE TO JUST COMPLAIN.  YOU DON’T EVEN REALIZE HOW YOU’RE STILL USING OIL PRODUCTS!”  As though we don’t know and we’re the ones making these decisions?  As though bringing up just HOW dependent we are on these products and asking the questions is pointless and how…