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I will admit, I am not about to start celebrating. But I WILL admit to being giddy with antici-

“It’s better for everybody,” she said. “It’s better for the car company, it’s better for the dealer.”

Just based on the still from the YouTube video, knowing that it was an N64 game from 2000, and the fact that it’s a turn-of-the-century Power Rangers game... I’m going to guess that the logo on their belts is actually a butthole, in order to declare, “Yes, we know this game is complete ass.”

Oh, so you’re telling me that them changing my default PDF viewer away from Acrobat to Edge after every single update is a FEATURE, not a BUG.  And that for all the users at my company, who reach out to me when they can’t open PDFs anymore - I should just tell them that building an operating system is HARD, and they

I love having the option to tell Windows what programs I want to use as defaults. Then getting to tell Windows that I still want to use those programs again, after every update. And again. And again.

this new method could be a big way to get better at Tetris on NES without having to potentially injure yourself in the process.

But what does Pepsi think of the verdict? I’m going to refrain from forming any kind of opinion until I can get a pre-manufactured one poured directly into my face in the form of some ice-cold, carbonated flavored corn syrup and poorly written, half baked platitudes from some unpaid intern.

DOOOOO IIIIIIIIIIIT.

Wolverine quote still applies!

Well, the human form tends to grow into whatever shape it is most frequently pressed, no matter how extreme! Like the extreme corset wearers, or the neck rings.

“A little boy named Leonardo Rembrandt drew these... don’t his childlike scribbles remind you of Racoon City?”

*has her assistants wheel out 12' x 18' fresco painting on a plaster wall of zombies eating people that is more detailed than the actual human characters standing around staring at this child’s sketch*

Do it.  They’re also pretty simple to soft-mod, so I now have a 3DS that I’ve installed almost my entire library of games to, as well as a bunch of NES/SNES games, GBA games, and even DS games.  I love my 3DS.

Bulletin! BULLETIN BOARD SYSTEM! My 2400 baud modem cries out in anguish!  Or maybe that’s just the connection squeal, but still!

I can’t imagine Ludacris is going to be too pleased with them using both his audio sample from “Roll Out” AS WELL as his likeness, him running around in that little ball.

Hey, who am I to stop her if she’s just denigrating him because she didn’t push him Too Far Enough?  The only thing that matters is that his wife still critiques him so harshly that he gets a sunburn when she fixes a stare on him.  They can both go be garbage together, far far away from the rest of us! On the Sun or

I copied that piece of the article and was headed down here to give him a similar treatment.  I hope that every day she wakes up and sees his stupid face, the torrents of profanity and soul-crushing insults open like flood gates, and the misery she pours upon him burns like napalm.  It’s the first thing he hears when

Also, the reason their blood is blue is due to it being copper-based, rather than the iron that makes the rest of our blood red!

It Takes Less Than 20 Minutes To Eat A Baby In Fallout 3

I advocate you transitioning the “on my mind” part and tacking it on to the end of the “Good for you” response. If your position is sensitive to calling people idiots, maybe leave the “idiot” internalized, but absolutely include the “Good for you, I also pay my taxes!” response.

I don’t feel safe even being in the same COMMENTS SECTION as you, you monster!