Her heart is as big as her feet are long
But she’s not afraid to fight someone who does me wrong
Big little baby, big little baby

Wait, let me down about fifty-seven more jin & tonics.  Jiraffes always creep me out, so I jotta jet jood and drunk.

“What are you going to do when you’re married and stressed? Tell your wife that you need to play Xbox?” This is a quote included in the story, from the mother, as the son explains that after their dog died on New Year’s Eve, he used games to take his mind off the sadness.

How’re ya now?

Oh god not you too.

Every time someone brings up the old GIF pronunciation debate, I want to go on a murder spree. Everyone has their justifications and they’re all fucking stupid, but no one ever accepts defeat because - for some god-forsaken reason - it’s the one pronunciation argument that people can never let go of because it’s…

I just wish they’d release the Luwangi Hot-Dong-Mobile as DLC for Mario Kart proper, rather than just the mobile.... thing.

I also find it hilari-sad that - in yet another proof-of-concept that every single goddanm thing Cult45-ists say is projection: Trump Derangement Syndrome is ACTUALLY what these fucking nutters are displaying. They’re raiding the seat of Democracy under the guise of “STOPPING THE STEAL” when what they’re actually…

Thank you for speaking for the People of Seattle, of which I am numbered.

Oh, it speaks to the era, alright!  But we don’t cook with the same ingredients/methods we used whenever a recipe was published for a reason, y’know?

Thank you for the correction regarding the name of a product I will gladly continue to not give a shit about.

Oh, I know that it’s not his fault that the recipes are trash - but it IS his fault to use Starbucks. He even mentions that he used it BECAUSE it would be an affront to taste!

For this I used the only coffee I could think of that would simultaneously be most appropriate and most insulting to Dr. Frasier Crane: Starbucks Pike’s Place Roast. As I began preparing the orange slices

“doing their own research.”

BOTH OF YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP.

It’s one of the things I’ve missed the most about having an actual human as President. The ability to laugh at himself. The ability to take playful jabs, rather than just spiteful swings at any/everyone. The ability to relate to the person he’s talking to, rather than just expecting them to be a Praise Faucet.

Ash reviews Paper Mario: The Origami King - “NINTENDO DESTROYED ME VIA BOBBY.”

“legislating changes in the law from the bench”