I mean... even if the math checks out... and Umar gets that GRITS GRAVYTRAIN money... that’s still 19 million dollars worth of food that... isn’t going into the people that he’s trying to “educate” at his “school” that... he will also charge admission fees to.

My money says that the first people arrested for violating this will be protesters that the police “think they saw carrying a gun” and then they magically find one.

The “yuk” is you advocating that people move on to other, similar style games because you think they have progressed the style - when what people are actually wanting is to re-play a game they liked playing before.

Seriously - my CFW New3DSXL is the shiiiiiiiiiiiiit.  I’ve got my entire NES, SNES, GB, GBA, DS, and 3DS library in my pocket all the time.  That may not just be my favorite handheld, but my favorite console of all time.

Why does he feel the need to tag Jeezy Chreezy in every hateful post? Are people looking for Jesus... on Twitter, of all places? And if they are, aren’t they usually looking for more, I dunno.. inspirational quotes and shit - rather than some fucking nutter threatening to murder female politicians?

Hilarious - my response got replied to by one of the fake Lizardos!

He was definitely one of the Dr.EmilioLizardo impersonators!

Also hilarious was this line:

Hilarious that you’re pro-griefing and yet you call everyone that thinks what you’re doing is shitty, “goons.”

*thinks back to every single teacher encountered from K through 12*

I still like to re-purpose Kyle Kinane’s lament, “I lit a fragrance candle for you dicks!”

What’s Rainbow got against Maxwell?!

I’ve been spending too much time on my Nintendo Switch, but when I saw this line:

I want to watch a camera feed of Jim Spanfeller when he gets super excited by the title of this show, then tunes in...

...Wow.

REPUBLICANS BIGGEST AND BRIGHTEST STARS!

Don’t worry, I’m sending him this stone-cold Slayer cut so he can add it to his Fall playlist:

Seriously.

The only thing the Simpsons got wrong this time is that Homer is shown as the only person laughing. We already had “America’s Funniest Home Videos” proving that it wasn’t just dummies like Homer that got a good laugh at someone else taking one to the gunnysack.

No one is disagreeing with you that Trump hated Lewis.