You know who should have taken that cop down? The other fucking cops that were there, watching as they witnessed their coworker’s attempt at vehicular manslaughter. That cop should be expelled from his union, fired from the force and denied from applying to any OTHER police force in the US.

I have a minor disagreement with you on this point:

Christ on a cracker, when even Martha McSally thinks you’ve gone too far, you need to just call it a life, drive up to Pinnacle Peak and throw yourself headfirst down the rocks. Go fuck yourself to death, Guy. My apologies if you become offended that any decent person acknowledges you’re a worthless mistake of…

Feel free to flag and dismiss this impersonator of the Good Doctor. I don’t know what it is about Emilio that draws all the imitation accounts, but there’s a fuckton of them.

Counterpoints: Ben Carson, Tim Scott. I bet both of ‘em think that it was Dad’s bootstrap collection what got them to the top!

I have to admit - your reference to TKK in 1994 reminded me that I actually saw them on tour, that year, in Arizona. Machines of Loving Grace opened for them (they were a good portion of the reason I went to the show) and I went with a kid I knew from high school, Jason. He knew I was into those bands and asked if I…

And while Stewart isn’t wrong that it’s more than time for old straight white men to stop hogging the airtime when it comes to brainstorming about the many and glaring inequalities baked into the foundation bricks of American society, it’s still nice to have the former Daily Show host back talking shop with former…

The good Doctor you are responding to is an impersonating troll that’s assuming the identity of Dr Emilio Lizardo. I don’t know what it is about the real Dr Lizardo that attracts SO. MANY. FAKE. ACCOUNTS.

Dick-See Chicks. You should see their catalog on PornHub, it’s remarkable in it’s breadth and depth.

I love HORI’s controllers and products in general, but the... uhh... art and placement on this one is a big pass. I love that Chun Li is so very obviously “Street Fighter,” and that she’s doing street fighter moves here - but I don’t want the limited visibility space highlighting her crotch. Whether it’s intentional…

I love HORI’s controllers and products in general, but the... uhh... art and placement on this one is a big pass. I…

Oh my god, was Groovie Mann STILL doing that Crucified Jesus with the dong that unfurls like a flag in ‘94? Man, I thought that prop would have disintegrated after the previous three years...

Will someone please, PLEASE - put Louie Gohmert out of our misery? At least put his catastrophically dumb ass in the time out so he can finish pitching his hissy fit? I can’t fucking believe that these - THESE! - fucking GROWN ASS MEN are acting like children throwing tantrums and yet they continue to never be shown…

Of COURSE this happened in a frozen yogurt place. It’s the same shit that they use to torture souls destined for hell!  May this Karen catch a few thousand years of butthole spiders and urethra bees.

But what’s forgotten, or not acknowledged, is that many of the rank and file of the confederates didn’t own slaves. They just didn’t want the Federalist Government to tell them what they could or couldn’t do. And Lincoln was willing to make peace with those people if it meant saving the union.

Ho-Lee shitballs. That racist piece of shit “riot croissant” went straight to “LET’S HAVE A RACE WAR AND I GOT GUNS THEREFORE I WIN”.

I know you’re trying to help, but you may accidentally get people confusing “soccer” and “hockey”.

While I’m bummed that we’re not getting a season 2 of Watchmen, at least season 1 is fucking beautiful and worth re-watching.

You have an extraneous “or” in the second half, there. If they’re a qualified Neo-Trump, they will do both, and without an ounce of self-awareness.

Which, honestly, is really too bad: For all the knob-slobbering historical reviews of it, Citizen Kane is just not entertaining. On the other hand, TDS in the 2000s... *chef’s kiss*

I have to commend the police officers for finally lowering the number of murderers roaming the streets of ATL by... not showing up to work.