“HOW DARE THESE MINIMUM WAGE PEONS NOT PUT ME ON A PEDESTAL AND THANK ME FOR MY SERVICE?!? *a-bloo-bloo-hoo-bloo-hoo*”

The cops are in on it.... literally standing there as the man was assaulted, and didn’t even fucking flinch.

Not gonna lie:  I did respond to one of the... participants in that thread.  They were going Full EdgeLord so I flipped a little gif at them. No response yet, but the night is still young, and EdgeLords tend to be nocturnal, so...

I think what’s wrong is that they’re not bothering to actually read anything you wrote. Which is kind of a big deal when trying to argue with someone online who... actually agrees with you.

Given how drastically he changes between installations, the only actor suitable must be Christian Bale.

Man, I am loving how some of the reactions in this thread are taking this headline personally.

C’EST MAGNIFIQUE! *chef’s kiss*

Come on, man - this is an article about homemade cereal, we don’t have time for your Walter White impersonation trying to make your own Ketamine!

My personal favorite part of that particular... string of words... is the fact that they’re complaining that not honoring the flag of the secessionists is ALSO them not honoring the rights they’re assuming they’re afforded by the fact that their traitor asses FAILED TO SECEDE.

The fact that no one else makes a Blueberry (and even the fact that Truly ONLY seems to sell the Blueberry & Acai in mixed packs) is THE REAL FUCKING CRIME, HERE.

I know this article is days old, now - but I figured I shouldn’t reply to the OP, because they’re not going to actually read/respond to anyone genuinely critical of them, so HERE FOR YOU TO ENJOY:

Jesus Tapdancing Christ, you idiots are just impenetrably stupid. I’d tell you to go back and read the article, or read the entirety of my comment - but I already know that reading is not something you’re capable of, because you exist for the sole purpose of both having and voicing your stupid fucking opinions.  I’m…

I fully intend to have a weed garden (no, not that kind, calm down)

Props on learning and growing.

Uh, I think you meant “looked” - as in past tense:

For that authentic Charbucks flavor!

Damn when I saw the title I was certain he entirety of the article was just going to be, “Nah.”