These murderous fucking rednecks should be staked in the front yard of their own homes, Vlad Tepes-style and left for no less than a year. The accomplice filming this shit should be force-fed their fucking phone (whole, not broken into smaller pieces) and then beaten with a tire iron. If that person lives, they live.…

Except for your typo in 🗿 (it should be 🏛️) that was a very profound post, just as intended! 

The plus side of that mask is that it might actually make him look more like the God painted on the Sistine Chapel.

Uhh, show a little respect to the Supreme Court, please?

All of those charlatans out there claiming you need bullshit like their patented meal plan or nonsense like regular colonic cleansings are just after your money.

I have space to the side of my TV where it would go - I just hope someone comes out with an after-market fan for the top that’s shaped like a pyramid so I can make the new XBox into an obelisk!

How is “Kazapple” a spell in an RPG and NOT an energy drink? WHAT THE HELL.

See also: Metroid: Other M

Well, some of it MAY be the actress herself, but even voice actors have directors that should be controlling the performance a bit.  So whoever is responsible for this, I’d put the actress somewhere around the middle/bottom of the blame list.

At least in the text-only version, you can read it in any voice and just pretend that it’s a speech impediment, rather than fucking baby talk. Personally, I read it in this voice:

You state that the WiiMote controls were trash - but apparently my girlfriend thinks your opinion isn’t worth wiping one’s ass with.  Even now, when playing on the Switch, she INSISTS that the motion controls are the only way she can play.  So - yeah, for the sake of having someone to play Mario Kart with, I’m going…

This butter works.... Every time!

Hey - this isn’t particularly germane to the discussion you were having above, but when I saw this post, and then shortly after caught your commenter name, the pieces clicked together:

Well then, my tech purchase has yours beat:

Oh, man - how could they stand to not even open one of Leeds’s finest original brews, “Olde Paint Chip”?  IT’S A CLASSIC FOR A REASON, YOU GUYS.

I look forward to the screen caps from NextDoor with everyone’s pearls a-clutch.

I just fear for the delivery dancer’s safety, as she will be forced to ride on the hood of the car in a seductive pose.  I don’t think they even MAKE safety harnesses for that!

The study, titled “Insights from excrement” (also the name of my forthcoming memoir)

I live in Seattle - the area with the most deaths directly attributed to this pandemic - but it wasn’t until AFTER Fox News bravely flip-flopped and decided that, “oh, yeah, maybe this thing IS serious after all!” - that my conservative father finally decided to check in with me. I wanted to think that maybe the…

I look forward to the day when I can complain about a ROBUT fucking up my Amazon order, instead of just complaining about all the counterfeit shit.