If the phrase “only outlaws will have guns” implies “why would you only want outlaws to have guns” then why bother with the bumper sticker catchphrase at all? Unless that’s not exactly what it’s intended to communicate, in which case...

Yeah, I’m still fucking stunned that the “classics” radio station here in the heart of the deep south, uhhh.... Seattle, Washington? Still plays “Sweet Home Alabama” like it’s NOT an ode to being a racist, fascist boot-licking shitbag. (Bonus fun-facts - none of the writers of that song were from Alabama - it was two…

And possibly Leather Children!

No response to me or anyone else that’s responded to her crying, but hey - at least you got A BINGO for predicting that she’d try to dismiss your post! I had to dig it out of my comment history in order to find and respond to it.

Hey, everybody! Everybody, hey! It’s important that we all note that Tap-Dancin- Vaudeville Penguin still doesn’t like Billie Eilish!

Seems unsafe but I don’t recall any kids ever falling into it.

You’re right, M4A has nothing to do with the fact that we’re destroying our populace with corn sugar. We need to actually stop subsidizing the corn industry and actually get farmers to grow actual food again. That seems like something worth subsidizing, rather than just funneling all that money into finding new ways…

Exercise, eat right - die anyway.

a cube of caramel and some shredded dried coconut to imitate a Samoa (objectively the best Girl Scout cookie)

Come on, folks - we need to scrounge up the funds to send Cain and Trump to Mars so they can film the promo!  Maybe SpaceX can get them on the next rocket and worry about the math to get them to Mars once they’ve been launched.  WE’LL JUST WING IT.

....wait...This is just a Digiorno in a paper bag with the word “Pizza” written on crayon at the top.

Hey, I could handle sounding like an IRC channel! I used to spend SO MUCH time chatting with my peoples on what very limited #stupidchannels I would join! But sounding like an internet message board sounds like an insult that is also a threat, somehow. If your best friend ever says that to you, then it’s time for a…

And can we all be honest here. There is nothing real world about pulling 15 back to back quarter miles.

I love how committed to “resonance” he is, and how little he understands about words or pendulums!  He truly will be a gift to memes until he finally dies/gets reincarnated under a different astrological sign within the next year or two, still having never found his Republican Goddess or recognizing that his one, true…

Hey, whatever it takes to escape the inevitable terror of impending death! Judging by the looks of this ladykiller, he’s probably living right next door to... uhhh.... either his next incarnation or the pearly gates, one can never tell with batshit nutjobs.

Yeah - like most politicians that don’t give a shit about LGBT issues until they can’t deny that they have a queer son or daughter, none of the gun nutters will give a fuck until they can no longer hold onto the fantasy that they’re going to be the GOOD GUY WITH A GUN in one of their own “safe spaces”.

*pauses dramatically, to give you a quizzical look - slowly removes glasses*

Hmmm.... After catching all of Watchmen and being pleasantly surprised at pretty much every turn, you may be on to something, here.

I know this. You know this. How do the people responsible for this movie not know this? We aren’t using secrets and forbidden dark arts to gain this knowledge, we’re using... basic reading comprehension and or understanding of news items.

That is a silly thing to wonder.