Why the fuck would the Fox News crowd be upset about this shit? It’s depicting their own demons (THOSE DARNED LIBRULS) capturing and hunting REAL AMERICANS (anyone that agrees with them) and the REAL AMERICANS (main protagonist is a white lady) are the victims and heroes, which is exactly what they keep telling their…

Well, fortunately you got the same effect, but they piped in the applause you were going to give her at the end anyway!

Oh, absolutely. They need to be SMART about stealing the spotlight. 45 can just say or do any old fucking thing (and let’s be honest - that’s his strategy) and the off-the-wall insanity of whatever he said or did IS the story. So long as the Democrats can bump the spotlight OFF him rather than trying to grab it for…

I’m not suspicious of every new person at my job - just the ones that are perpetually followed around by a camera crew.

Here is the only kink in your argument:

Dunkaroos are coming back-what else to you need to know?

Nice try, dog-using-speech-to-text-converter. We’re not falling for your misdirection! WE’RE ON TO YOU.

You don’t get into an Ivy League school by being secretly smart but outwardly lazy and partying all the time.

I can’t help but to feel like he’s actually backing into the bus with two pizzas.  Joe isn’t delivering, he’s absconding!  GIVE ME MY PIZZA BACK, JOE!

No, no, no - don’t you get it? Our Military Force is what we worship, now! Might makes right, even when Might is definitely decentralizing the stability of other nations on behalf our our own (misguided/misinformed/maybe just plain old evil - pick and choose any that fit) desires to set up Banana Republics (actual…

The poem was absolutely a high part - but the dagger what done me in was the phone conversation with Diane at the end.  “Well if it doesn’t matter... can I stay on the phone with you, at least?”  That resignation mixed with a need for some kind of comfort.  Man - it’s getting me to well up here at work.

Yep.  “People DIED for that flag and your rights, how DARE you... actually exercise those rights?”  *head asplode*

Ahhh, the Parliament Light 100, with the recessed filter.

There’s a commercial for tax preparation and a commercial featuring Wesley Snipes.

You mean like this scene, but flash the Bud Light logo at the end?

Is Gargasmell just the latest incarnation of TomatoFace, or what?

Wait - so “The Godfather” is still on the “beloved” list?

Into the Spiderverse was a movie that featured Nic Cage’s voice - and none of Nic Cage’s acting. Doesn’t count as a Nic Cage movie!

Please see my initial movie listings!  (To be fair, however:  No one watched Moonstruck to see Nic Cage.  They put butts in seats for that one to let people watch Cher be Cher, and some other stuff happened around her.)

Nic Cage movies that are genuinely good: Raising Arizona, Leaving Las Vegas.