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In the original Death Wish, he beat people with an old sock. 

Death Wish 5 was the actual nadir of the series. Death Wish 3 was the one sorta set in something like East New York, with a multiethnic group featuring Alex Winter. (Death Wish 4 is about a white girl who does crack once and dies.) I’m not proud that this correction matters to me, but it does.

Lol. Even if completely enacted, this idiotic Red New Deal would not “literally save our species from catastrophic climate change.”

My post-retirement library will be voluminous beyond measure. It’s going to be amazing.  Everyone is invited.

I think he’s referring to the AV Club commenters, not the AV Club staff. But in all fairness, the staff have been more than willing to rush to judgment on more than one occasion. Everyone else remember how they were shit-talking Wonder Woman for weeks up to its release, until word got around that people actually liked

Please stay on topic.  Nobody is talking about electricity.  This is about raising awareness by any means possible.  By any means necessary. 

Stop replying to me SlamTime.  I don’t like it.  Did you put this on Facebook or something?  Most of these replies are not very thoughtful.

Alex Jones’ lies are dangerous and should not be tolerated.  Intolerance should not be tolerated.  Different issue but come on.

CNN? You mean the “news network” for those with an IQ under 60? There’s your first mistake “goober.” Try a network that doesnt race bait, have idiots for hosts, or willfully twist stories to match their agenda. Also cross Fox, MSNBC, and any other network that would employ Rachel Maddow or have the “Rev” Al Sharpton on

Tornado chasers are adrenaline addicts that add risk to our roadways in an already very dangerous situation.  That they get paid for this is an absolute mockery of our social priorities and says a lot about just who this country really is.  Jussie is nothing - nothing - like them. 

Love your work. 

You’re replying to an infamous troll around these blogs called Tomato Face. Just fyi 

UHM what????!!! He made up a story to get ATTENTION, not shine any light. I’m all for supporting and believing actual victims, but lets call a thing a thing and not make excuses when one of us does something STUPID.

Please tell me this is satire

What the hell did I just read?

Using your celebrity to be an activist and shine a light on injustice can be a brave, and positive thing.

Brave? Your integrity is normal for these times. Understood though. Integrity will have you selling blood plasma and stopping by food pantries. Integrity will make you familiar with homeless shelters. Today is a different story. I still stick my head out in the world and interact with those that I met while standing

Well why not make a documentary or short film to shed light on these issues? Faking a crime is really extreme...Hopefully there’s more to the story.

Nope, what he did was harmful to the black and queer community by now being an “example” of how they lie. He owes those communities an apology, they don’t owe him anything.

The story you just said isn’t getting play was the top story on NPR this morning. But nice try.