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Yes, but only through American’s eyes. France’s national hero Serge Gainsbourg made a song called Lemon Incest with his 15 yo daughter and the French were all HAHN HANH! ZISS IS A GREAT SONG!

Hahah, unless you actually watch the movie and realize it is paced almost exactly like Raiders, has the same visual effects as Raiders, has more Spielberg Faces than any other Spielberg movie, and in every other way is obviously the product of Spielberg’s direction. Then, once you’ve reached that conclusion, you can

The Shining is boring, not scary, not particularly entertaining.  I have never understood why people laud it the way they do--other than Jack being Jack, it’s a snooze.

Thanks genius, and this Brazilian also speaks Spanish, why is that so difficult for you to grasp.

Maybe, but who cares?  British biscuits are friggen too-rich cookies, why not have them make oreos, the whole challenge was stupid. 

Sorry, but sticking to English food is really undermining the quality of the food this season, imo. Do I want to see someone deconstruct fish and chips or shepards pie? No. Do I want to watch people cook with stilton, stilton and more stilton? No!

Wait until you hear about entire stadiums of people doing synchronized dancing to a song they thought was simply about the joys of attending the Young Men’s Christian Association.

Or, as the article describes, he helped a friend avoid a conversation he didn’t want to have.  But I’ll let you get back to being an unnecessary d-bag.

Bro, it sounds like maybe you’ve got other issues you’re dealing with, but a 53% approval rating is the very definition of “dismally received.” Barely half the people liked it. If it were a test, it received a FAIL, an F.

This is easy. Once nonbinary actors receive enough work, we’ll just create an “other” category.

Meh, Angela Bassett was just doing another round of Angela Bassett.  That’s how she orders a sandwich at the deli. 

Why is it “silly” to give the statute gender-neutral pronouns? It could be a man, it could be a woman, it could be neither, any of the three are a choice, and one of the choices is only “silly” if you have some prejudice against that choice.

No mention of Riff-Raff? This movie is a tribute to his persona and everything it stands for.

Oh noes, not the precious Quantumania dialogue!  What if it fell into the wrong hands and they used it put the Earth’s population to sleep!

The one thing that’s never been addressed re: the SLAP is the fact that Will Smith was high as a fucking kite, and not on booze or weed. Have you ever looked at his and Jada’s eyes in those shots, or at the after party after? Those motherfuckers are feeeeucked up, fucked up on pills it looks like, cause he’s got crazy

Ninth Gate is a crappy movie with one of the most haunting endings of all time. On the one hand, it’s a triumph, he has achieved the ultimate dream of limitless knowledge and rides toward the shimmering light of eternity. On the other hand, he just released Satan.

Lynch’s Dune blows the doors off the Villeneuve’s snooze fest. On Friends Joey described how soap-opera actors use “smell the fart acting,” where they say something then stare into the distance for two beats as if they’re smelling a fart. That’s Villeneuve’s Dune, with far more smelling the fart time than action, or

Oh noes, good comedy is impossible thanks to the PC hoarde! The SJW gestappo has ruined comedy!

Right, except she says he never abused her so what the fuck are you talking about?  You know better than her about what happened to her?  No you don’t. 

Or she betrayed that woman’s confidence and/or published falsified documents to make herself look better. Why would believe anything Wood has to say is beyond me.