Well, if you believe the unsubstantiated hearsay attached to her declaration is “evidence” that “demonstrates” anything, you don’t understand how the American legal system works.

Iron Man 3 raises the obvious question: if his Iron Man suits can fight and win on their own, why does Tony Stark need to be inside one? Why would he continue to risk his life fighting if the robots can do it for him?

Rocky III is two or three movies in one, and has Hulk Hogan, Mr. T and Carl Weathers at the top of their game. Stallone is ripped out of his mind, there’s a goddamn ROBOT, and it’s got the best theme second only to the original.

Evil Dead 2 is edgy fun; Army of Darkness is goofy fun, at best, and high schlock at worst. The effects often suck, and it’s just missing the darkside vibes that made the first two movies classics.

It’s not that the movie was too weird, it’s that it was a shit movie, like nearly every superhero movie. 12 Rings, Captain Strange 2, Thor 4—all shit.  Even Spiderman 3, which made all the money and had fun cameos, was a pure shit story, with one of the dumbest inciting incidents in recent memory.

Superhero fans are like Trump fans: no amount of bullshit is going to turn them off. Captain American could grab em by the pussy and the fanboys would still be lined up around the block.

Oh noes, did someone spoil the bog standard MCU plot for you?!?  In other news, the movie has an excess of shitty CGI.

No, it’s not.  It’s Marvel.  You’ll have forgotten everything that happened five seconds after you leave the theater.  

Bro, that’s every film since Endgame, normal people are largely done, it’s just fanboys and folks with no standards (but it looks cool!) who are left.

This article is still further proof that I’m an idiot to continue to visit this cadaver of a website. The Oscars provided a forum for assault with immunity, and honored an idiot who just minutes before had shamed the entire profession. The Oscars’ response was inadequate in the moment, and has remained inadequate.

So it’s exactly the same thing as Spiderman? Opened the multiverse because reasons so we can see earlier versions of the superheroes?

People now refer to Harry Styles as queer?  Is that because he dates a woman or because he wears nail polish? 

Yes, god forbid anyone on earth win over Beyonce, the Jesus Christ of pop music. Let us all apologize for her loss, amen.

Fleetwood Mac had two female lead singers.

It’s a dance music knock-off album, a pastiche of common dance music tropes.  The best thing on the whole fucking album is the sample of Big Freedia, every time I hear that song I think: I wish I was listening to a Big Freedia song. 

Well, Harry Styles is straight and uses queer signifiers to make himself seem cooler, but otherwise agreed. 

She just made a hip-house knockoff record, like Drake. There’s not a goddamn thing new on her album, it’s like a loose remake of Now That’s What I Call Music 1986.

Oh jesus christ, this is exactly why many people don’t like Beyonce, fanboys like you act like every thing she does is the greatest thing ever. Her album this year was one big derivative copycat, with every song on it evoking an oldschool song that did it better.

Black Panther is too boring for kids.

Yeah, I remember when this was called the Believers, exactly the same conceit (we have to kill your family member or there will be an apocalypse).