colonel9000
The Colonel
colonel9000

Easy A sucks gigantic balls, it’s a terrible movie. Even my teenage daughter fucking hated it.

Looked like a button in a fur coat. 

Indeed, you are.

Yeah bro, when you start agreeing with Trump and the idiotic MAGA nation, I stop listening to you and giving you my money.  Full stop.

Hahaha, “shame on you” says the person trying to convince us he’s not allied with ring-wing idiots.

All of this is secondary to that utterly abysmal new trailer. Shazam was slightly better than most comic book movies because it had a heart, was a little irreverant and ripped off the best ideas from the movie Big.

Chuds, or people who believe in innocent until proven guilty?

Or, and stay with me here, shame on the network for firing a long-time ally and important artist purely on the basis of unadjudicated, unproven accusations.

Yes, kudos for the network for jumping in front of the criminal justice system and ending a longtime ally’s career on the basis of unproven accusations.

Yes, why wait until the allegations are resolved? Definitely fire the guy now, despite his claim of innocence, on the basis of unproven accusations!

Slow day at Fox News, goon?

She said it happened, that’s legally admissible evidence. You sound like a free earther, “If I can’t see it with my own two eyes it isn’t real!”

Your headline is very wrong. As correctly reported in the body of the article, the organization will ban “anyone indicted or convicted” for sexual crimes, not those who are merely “under investigation,” as the headline incorrectly states.

“And I read academic journals,” said the asshole with his pinky in the air.

Who’s talking about Nope? I haven’t heard anyone say anything other than it’s boring, idiotic bullshit.  An absolutely stupid movie, it doesn’t hold together under a second’s scrutiny, and it has no good performances, no drama, no scares, action, or comedy.  It is a flaccid turd on the sidewalk, it makes US look

It’s true: you’re a cunt among cunts. 

You’re a fucking asshole with too much time on your hands?

Keke Palmer making her hosting debut after giving a stellar performance in the summer blockbuster Nope.”

I’ve loved Ice Cube all my life, but when I saw he was an angry anti-vaxxer, my perception of him changed, too. Why should I let it go—if he’s the kind of person that blithely encourages people away from life-saving science, he’s not my kind of person, no matter how great of a rapper he is.

Why do you keep using the word “hate”?  We think she’s a dangerous idiot, but that doesn’t mean we hate her.