Same as Chappelle, rich old guy syndrome. It’s amazing how Fox News thinking can effect the minds of people who don’t even watch Fox News.

What an absolute shitbird imbecile. He’s going to sue people for not advertising on his shitty site, or for pointing out the flagrant anti-Semitism of his shit shite?  He’s Trump with an accent, a little pathetic jerk who can’t go away soon enough.  

Say what you will about his rapes, but he always finished promptly. 

Didn’t this creep drug the women he raped? “He’s very anti-drug, unless of course he’s in the middle of doing some raping, in which case they’re a necessary evil.”

Easily in the top 10 funniest movies of the last 20 years. The Interview is also beyond hilarious, as is Pineapple Express to a lesser extent.  Such a shame that Franco got zapped, those guys together were comedy gold, and now we’ve got nothing. 

Thor 5 wasn’t too silly, it was too morose, the second half is really dour and unpleasant: kids being terrified, a woman dying of cancer, a heartsick father who’s now murdering gods in his agony; etc. It’s not fun. Even the lighter first half of the movie is generally blase’, there’s nothing anywhere near as fun as…

The Flash is actually excellent, Ezra Miller kills it.

No one fucking lied idiot. He was 18, they couldn’t legally adopt him and so they established a conservatorship as the only legal way to become his guardians.

Must be great absolving yourself of any and all responsibility for your actions at the same time you put everyone else on blast for theirs. 

Who made this list?  GotG3 sucks fat ass and spends more time torturing little animals than it does having fun.  Also, Padme has always been a self-centered ass who had no place at the table, her leaving Top Chef if the best thing that can happen to the show.

Do you know there is an eeeeenormous bank of nude Jlaw photos available online?  Go to a site like the fappening and wank it off, my friend. 

You’re hostile toward people who promote animal rights? Why?

What nonsense. PETA euthanized dogs that could not be adopted, ie they were mercy killings.

Always seemed like a total amateur swimming out of her depth to me.  Tom has rolled his eyes at Padme’s comments more times than he has at the contestants. 

Good riddance. Padme has never added anything of substance to the show, and her judging comments are usually pretty pedestrian. More importantly, she doesn’t seem like a nice person, and is typically dismissive and haughty in a way that adds a sour tone (we already have fussy old Tom, we don’t need another…

Oh NOES, do SNL people have to deal with “hours” and “pressure”? MON DIEU!  Not hours and pressure!  Thank goodness the rest of us worker types have to deal with such atrocities, it must surely be a toxic environment if there are HOURS AND PRESSURE!!

A long, slow, three day fart getting sniffed up by a goblin. 

Imagine caring enough to write 3000 words over cosmetic changes to song lyrics in a kids’ movie about a mermaid.  Imagine acting as if you’re personally aggrieved by the changes. Now, imagine 70 million pathetic people performing that same purported aggrievance in response to everything in life. Now, when I snap my…

HE’S BACK BABY!  Let the bedshitting begin!!

Or capitulating!