colonel9000
The Colonel
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Yeah, I’m with you, I typically blame the victim of domestic abuse.  Look what he made her do! Maybe he should stop causing women to beat him.

So, he was sometimes angry, mayyyyybe got busy with a co-worker, then made a boorish pass on someone he no longer worked with?

And we’re cool with white people referring to him as “Black Adam”? Why’s he gotta be black, he can’t just be Adam? Is there some other color Adams rolling around that we need to distinguish?

What’s the SEC got to do with this?  They aren’t committing securities fraud.

oh SNAP! Hahah, that is brutal. Film is nearly finished and it’s buried forever, and you found out at your wedding?

Isn’t Beyonce’s whole person built around her being superior to everyone else? Queen Bey and all that bullshit? In every song she professes her greatness and entitlement, I don’t find it surprising at all that she’d take the opportunity to shit on another artist. Definitely over her egotism. 

Yes, how it started.  When Rock made a funny joke and Will Smith decided to assault him.  I can’t believe Rock made him do this. 

He was “fogged” = he was high as hell.  

The thing that remains unsaid is that he was clearly wasted.

I’m over it.  His movies now wash over me like the same movie over and over, I’m not taking much of anything from them other than being mildly diverted for two hours.  He’s good, but like M. Knight he’s in a rut. 

So you don’t believe in critical thinking? If something sucks you blame yourself? You should get out more.

Ah yes, the old “if you don’t like it, it’s because you’re lazy and dumb” argument. Let me guess, you also loved Midsommer?

Like M. Knight, he should let someone else do the writing. He can create the story, but he needs someone who understands structure and is willing to write drafts 2 through 15, which Peele himself obviously isn’t doing.

Wow, lots of reviewers bending over backwards to praise Peele while tacitly admitting this movie, like US, is a big underwritten mess that insults the viewer’s intelligence. You write:

Nope doesn’t satisfactorily explain how and why too many basic elements occur, much less converge in the way they ultimately do.”

Ugh, the multiverse conceit is so played out already. Into the Spiderverse nailed it on the first go, Homecoming was already a re-tread, and by Dr. Strange the idea was tired, a gimmick to help them avoid writing a real story.

18 year old women are children now?  No they’re not, they’re adults. 

Honest question: is it considered bigoted for a straight man to not want to hook up with a trans woman because she’s trans?

They would play every year at the Masquerade in Atlanta and the place would go insane. I’ll never forget getting back to campus after a show, beat up from the most pit, my friends and I covered in fake blood head to toe, everyone at the student diner with their jaws open wondering what the fuck had happened.  I love

Bullshit, Scumdogs of the Universe was produced by Alain Jourgensen of Ministry and has a half-dozen stone cold bangers. 

Christ that dialogue is atrocious.