Somewhere poor Harold Bloom is crying

Seemed like 75% of the acts were people rapping or singing over pre-recorded tracks, snooze city.   Should call it Karaokechella. 

Another decidedly lackluster line-up.  At least most of these acts actually play instruments--75% of the fools I saw at Couchella were doing nothing more than singing or rapping over a pre-recorded track, aka karaoke.

Put another way, the new movie is boring as fuck, and literally the only moment that seems to have any humanity is when Aquaman shows up for 30 seconds. 

The best parts of Dune are the weird Lynchian shit. As the new movie shows, the actual story is a fucking snooze on screen, Lynch is what made it interesting.

Sorry, but he’ll never touch Herzog’s Nosferatu, because no one is scarier as the vampire than Kinski. For proof see Salem’s Lot, where they did everything they could to match him and the vampire is nowhere near as freaky.

How is this bigoted bullshit allowed to stand?

Your mom is a machine for turning my jizz into a drink.

So your argument is that because wild cows have tough lives it’s fine to torture and murder them in captivity? Are you always this stupid?

You can’t rationalize an irrational situation, and being “pro- animal torture and murder” is definitely an irrational stance. You’re basically trying to convince a MAGA brah that racism is bad—it’s central to their being.

You haven’t even seen the movie, fuck nut, how would you know if it’s convincing or not?

Yeah, which is the point of the move. Meat farming is a sadistic business and if more people were intimately acquainted with what goes on there they would choose to avoid eating murdered animal carcasses.

Yeah, it’s funny how things that highlight your guilt are not enjoyable. It’s why the GOP is opposed to CRT, they don’t want to be reminded.

In fact the review says that about a half dozen times.

The AV Club has ceased to be a destination worth visiting, a point proven well by the mouth-breathing sadists posting in the comments here. We’re at sub-USA Today levels of reductive internet commentary, just a shade off the pure lunacy of Fox News.

So because cows might face other terrors in a natural world you’re cool with torturing and murdering them?

Wow, you sound like a serious dirtbag.  You vote Trump, yeah?  Fuck you and your shit mom.

You’ve got some worthless animals to torture and kill, right?  No harm there!

You think it’s an extreme position to suggest that killing an animal is wrong?

Bogira says cows don’t have consciousness or emotions and can be tortured and slaughtered without a second thought, film at 11.