What the fuck is a tofu tendie? Jesus christ pro-meat people are insufferably full of shit. 

Any internet post that mentions vegetarianism, veganism or animal rights is an instant magnet for guilt-ridden meat eaters who feel compelled to insist they’re JUST FINE with eating animal carcasses. BUT BACON TASTES GOOD, DERP DERP!

Wow, a lot of seriously idiotic Fox News takes on here today.  Did Tucker Carlson link to this post or something?  

Being in favor of animal rights is a “weird take”? Accurately reporting what happens in the movie is a “screed”?

Wow, awfully strong reaction there, bub, it would almost seem as if you’re extremely defensive about something.  I wonder what that is?

And its an absolute stone-cold classic, one of the best coming of age movies of all time.  He tried to go there again with Everybody Wants Some, which is moderately fun, but only further confirmed just how great and, more importantly, REAL Dazed and Confused is. 

In which the AV Club defends the songwriting integrity of the fucking shitbag who sang “watermelon sugar high” 76 thousand times in a row and called it a song.

Fanboys will fanboy, they’ll swallow just about every comic book turd you serve them. I mean, there’s no mystery to it, that’s how they operate, no shit is too stinky, NOM NOM NOM they eat it up!

Bipolarity is a helluva drug.

Fantastic interview, great work Brent. Just shows that Eszterhas was unfairly reduced by his critics into being a character in one of his movies. As his devotion to his family shows, he’s a lovely man, and he’s a genius writer, very happy to hear he’s still doing well.

Woof, she sounds like a real class act. My kids are in middle school, and somehow Doja Cat’s music is very popular with them. Unfortunately, her music is nasty as hell, talking about “choke me slap me” and “that dick is a 10 out of 10!”  I remember when Ozzy was consider inappropriate. 

Yeah, love is the drug is pretty soft rock, derrr

I mean, Eno was a very famous member of the band. You’re going to impugn the writer’s ethics over the reasonable decision to reference the band’s first or second most famous member? Are you always a cunt?

Seems that every review I’ve read on AV Club since the purge amounts to: good enough!  It’s almost like B- is the new F around here. 

The arby’s fish filet is square as well.

Untreated bipolarity is a helluva drug.

Did Brian miss the stories about Johnny Depp’s libel suit? 

Shit, after seeing this lame turd, I’d even settle for a Keaton-style Batman that speaks, occasionally smiles and has a personality in Bruce Wayne. Throw in some Bat-gear beyond the, uh, grappling hook and that’d be cool, too. Maybe even give Batman a relationship with Alfred or like, anyone.  Oooh, and maybe don’t…

To be fair, we saw it in regular old IMAX, and it was boring as shit. As least you had something to do while you waited for the purported mystery to be solved, or whatever the fuck frozen-face Bats was doing there for three fucking hours.

And House of the Devil has one of the biggest continuity leaps of any horror movie ever, which 100% does not work.  One second everything’s fine, the next the protag is in the middle of a devil worship ceremony, it’s laughably bad, and makes Rosemary’s Baby look subtle by comparison.