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Why would they drive to a barn in the middle of nowhere to film a porn?  Why not just use the living room in their apartment?  I mean, this looks stupid as shit.

I’d rather watch Schumaker’s movies twice than sit through Reeves’ slog of a movie again, it’s interminably boring.

Broody Bruce gives too much credit to the Bruce Wayne of this movie, who would be better described as “paralyzed Bruce”-- he doesn’t speak, move, emote...

He did a job? The dude never moves his face once! He speaks like 12 words. He’s the least Batman of any Batman ever. 2-D Comic book Batman has more dimensions.

Bruce Wayne was in the Batman? I don’t remember him except tub he silly scene in the church (where all the cops stand around and watch a car smash into a church, and then stand around and watch a guy with a bomb and a phone), and the interminable scene where he visits Alfred in the hospital, like we even know or care

Disney thinks they’re untouchable, that no force could turn fan sentiment against them, but this ugly Lex Luthor-looking bigoted fuck is running with the devil trying to align the Company with the MAGA nation.

So, your “A” review of the movie consists entirely of “they nailed the culture of the character and her hometown”? That’s all you need to get an A?

Whereas you’re the kinda party person who freaks out and plays the race card over someone pointing out a punctuation mistake.

She kisses Batman twice, and he seems generally repulsed by her (as with all things), then she asks if he wants her to stick around Gotham, to which he has no response.

Agreed, and Fred Amistad never seems like a real person, he’s always being weird fake Fred Amistad, instantly makes it into a crappy SNL movie. 

On the other hand, who gives a shit?  Everybody’s work sucks, that’s why the call it work. Tell it to the doctor with a 24 hour shift. 

Employees unhappy with work conditions, film at 11.

Tommy Lee Jones as Two-Face is enjoyable if you watch it as a continuation of his performance in Natural Born Killers, where he’s perhaps even more unhinged, just spitting and frothing all over the place.  

Right, if he hated it because subjectively the movie sucks balls, fine. f he hated it because he’s a bigot or a xenophobe, boo.

To be fair, Power of the Dog sucks ass, it’s boring, slow, mean and ultimately just leaves you feeling kind of pissed off. I get it that Hollywood’s been tripping over its balls to praise it as one of the few “real” movies out there these days, but it’s pure shit, hated it top to bottom.

Right, he has a perfect rubber suit and rocket car but he can’t growl consistently.

Better than passable retread of a comic book character who’s been done to death equals a B?  Ugh.

Both Get Out and (especially) US fall apart logically under the slightest of scrutiny, so I’m guessing what whatever it is, it’s not going to make a lot of sense, and seem like the first or second draft of an interesting idea that really could have used more work.

Tom Holland is so small and child-like one wonders if he has some sort of ailment that stunts his growth. Either way, he looks sickly, and I believe him more as an adventurer’s pet sidekick who lives in a backpack than as the adventurer.