If by “kinda insane” you mean pure trash, agreed.

If the characters talked to each other the series would have ended around episode five.

No, as with everything in this show there are no real repercussions. It’s just one random thing after another, as if when the screenwriters got to the end of the season they never even reviewed the prior scripts to see if they made any logical progression.

I’m with you, it’s just too stupid to enjoy. Oh gosh, Kreese magically took over your business! I guess he called the bank and told them to hand over your accounts, too! Too bad there’s no organization you can call when someone is falsely claiming ownership over your property!

Yeah, but what about that tired-ass Batmobile rocket thing?

At least until you search “Catwoman’s Stepfather” on pornhub, and then it makes perfect sense.

Now you’re just making up words

Yes, but in this one he’s a white man.  And the bad guy is a white man.  So very different from before.

Bad guys aren’t smart enough to shoot at his exposed face, I reckon.

Correct, when I see a trailer I automatically assume it’s the opposite of what the movie actually delivers. Those “marketing people” operate with complete impunity to completely misrepresent what the movie is about. Take Shindler’s List, for example, from that dark trailer you would have never expected it to be so…

Ugh, it looks like a fourth sequel in Nolan’s trilogy if it was made for TV. The Riddler puzzles look like a knockoff of The Game, or like a TV version of Seven. Pattison looks constipated, Kravitz looks like she’s in a commercial, and sorry, but “I’ve got nine of them” is some silly, half-assed screenwriting.  

I mean, Lil Nas X should have several songs on this list.

The Lighthouse unfortunately fell apart by the end, but goddamn if he wasn’t going for it. And the Witch is a stone cold classic.

Yeah we know, this exact post appears on every one of these article.

Ugh, fuck watching movies on TV. The best movies are those you see with a big audience who are into it. I’ll never forget seeing Pulp Fiction on opening night with a crowd of rabid Tarantino fans, it was like a rock concert. Or Scream with a mostly-Black crowd, it was that old Eddie Murphy sketch about Black Movie Thea…

And again, what of the Dunst nipples, the greatest character in any Spidey movie?

Does this movie bring back Kirsten Dunst’s nipples?

$350 a month + six bottles of patchouli 

We’re really supposed to believe that Dr. Strange—who has previously guarded the time stone with his life—is going to use his powers willy-nilly so that he can somehow cause the entire world to forget Spidey’s real identity? I mean, that’s WW84-levels of silly plot contrivance. It’s right up there with Stark figuring…

Damn if this review doesn’t communicate what happens in the movie.