The San Francisco museum of modern art has some famous photo that is literally a picture of a picture showing an even younger Shields, naked and soaped up. I’m there with my kids and we come around the corner and I’m just like, goddamn, can I get a warning that child porn is part of the exhibit? Can they put that shit…

I too am truly sorry you had to experience that. I’ve known too many women who were irrevocably changed by sexual violence, some of them girlfriends who told me about their experience but had never told their parents, who were always wondering what had happened to their kid. Years later, it hung over them like a cloud.

You can sleep in the bed where dad McCallister used to destroy Catherine O’Hara. She might seem uptight, but the lady loved to fuck. 

If you think this looks good you should check out Matrix parts 2 and 3, you’ll love them *Rodney Dangerfield eye roll*

And Joe Pesci has nothing to beat people to death with!

These are the people who made Matrix 2 and 3, why would we believe they can now suddenly make a good Matrix movie?

For those who aren’t Beatles fanatics, I’d suggest starting half-way through the second episode, right around the time that Billy Preston joins them. All the bad vibes go out the window and they get down to business, and then the third episode is nearly complete gold.

Oh gosh, another movie on a streaming service I don’t have.  Thank god it looks like pure shit so I don’t to care about missing it.

I mean, Alien is smart as shit, what are you talking about.

Shit, I don’t know what’s worse, the clinically precise Anderson that created the god-awfully boring Master and Phantom Thread, or the entirely shambolic, disorganized Anderson that created the god-awfully boring Inherent Vice.

The kids love Hocus Pocus for the witches; I enjoy it because that dork kid lands a super-stacked hottie who’s clearly five years his senior. Not a virgin for long, right kid! God bless him.

The dude complaining about the nearly three hour runtimes of the individual movies is also insisting I “binge watch them.” In what was does watching 8 nearly three hour movies make watching one nearly three hour movie better?

Dang, I too recently watched a Big Sci-fi movie that seemed like the perfume commercial version of the story.  Then I dreamt I’d seen a bat-shit crazy version of it that I enjoyed far more.

Back when they were just moist.

I mean, have you been reading about what’s going on at Disney parks right now, where the base level room at the hotel runs $850 a night and you can pay extra for rides to skip the line? Disney is aimed squarely at being a luxury brand for the uber rich-- this movie is aimed at that audience.

Worked for Don Cheadle!

100%. Also, you think I’m taking my kids to see a movie starring a science-denying anti-vaxxer?  Hell to the naw. 

Probably the best pitch meeting there is, imo.

Honestly, they’re blaming this “delay” on “scheduling conflicts,” but it also could be because her last “movie” was a unholy chunk of fuck, so bad it equals Colin Trevarrow’s unbelievably shit movie that got him booted off of Star Wars.

“it’s fun enough”