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ColMustardintheLibrarywithaCandlestick
colmustardinthelibrarywithacandlestick

So this article wasn’t about the woman in the lede photo. Why include her picture?

I want one. I’m too big for the little Aston but I still want one. They’re beautiful cars.

Since when has there been a fix for Powershit transmissions?

“It has to be called “Dirty Laundrie”, right?”

The Metropolitan Gala? It looks more like it could be Deep Space 9 or Hallowe’en. The new guard supplants the old guard.

Partly right. In 1964, there were two levels of Acadian, one Chevy II-based and the other Chevelle-based. My first car was a ‘64 Acadian Invader two-door sedan. Invader was the cheapest trim - think Chevy II 300-series. No options, rubber flooring. Great times in that car!!

“ ...people like you have a dimished capacity to learn.”

The number of professional top-tier drivers who aren’t/weren’t fucking tools I could count on one hand. There are very few top drivers worthy of respect beyond their achievements on the track.

A ‘61 Oldsmobile?

Godspeed, Hugo.

My mom and her dad were the speedhunters in our family. When I was growing up, Gramps had a speed-pack ‘56 Chevy BelAir coupe until he ordered a ‘64 AMC Ambassador 990 coupe that was built as a factory police interceptor special underneath. The local police chief was a friend and let Gramps add his car to the city’s

Gawdamn! Kinja’d again, by fuck! That ‘60 Buick Deuce-and-a-quarter 6-window is the bomb - picture won’t post.

A writer with a B.A. in Writing/Arts should know the difference between ring and wring, and taught and taut.

“Don’t ever change David.”

Mission statements? Of course they suck. It isn’t the ‘90s anymore, FFS.

A fool and his money/Corvette/life are soon parted.

Chrysler also made Saturn I rockets, military vehicles, boats, and boat motors. Chrysler outboards were known for finicky electrics. Some things never change.

Way to go, Elizabeth! The back of the Suburban actually looks like a comfortable spot to me. For a few nights at a time it would be great, but I also like the idea of an occasional hotel room for a hot shower and clean sheets.

“Sylvanus Freelove Bowser”

“... I just don’t think it would take a ton of speed, just going at full speed...”