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Tesla is screwed. It is only a matter of time.

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I have over 600 hours of blood on the highway...

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I’d like to read more articles like this on Jalopnik.

Journalism skills are not required by Jalopnik apparently. The quality of writing has slipped badly in the past year or so. I miss DeMuro and Lehto, and am very glad McParland is still around.

The Mint in Canada would love to make your currency for you. They already supply numerous nations with metal coins and plastic bills.

Can’t file for an insurance loss for your flop if you don’t have a flop.

Without going into a long song-and-dance (the stories are legion), my teenage nickname was “Crash”.

Ask and ye shall receive.

1899: ... Smith was arrested and charged with manslaughter but not convicted, since Bliss’ death was ruled unintentional. ...

I normally love Tesla gossip, but this is fucking stupid.

Since when is Starbucks considered coffee? I’m a Maxwell House (and ocassional Luzianne) person.

Forget the scooters; we should be vandalizing the riders. If they come zipping along the sidewalk (sidewalks are for pedestrians), make sure you stiff-arm ‘clothesline’ them as they go past. Especially if they aren’t wearing a helmet or leathers. Yeah, that ought to fix things in jig-time.

Yeah, so is prison. Fuck them.

It’s a vicious cycle.

Walker wasn’t driving the car when he died, you tool.

After the duckboat thing, I sure know I don’t want a swimming car.

“Until then, shut the fuck up you spoiled cracker.”