Tuna Sub spelled backwards is Bust A Nut.

According to Canada’s poet laureate (Stompin’ Tom Connors), ketchup loves potatoes.

They only had 1 car to bring to shows and look like a big company. So after a show, the yellow car would be painted red+ shipped off to the next one. Then painted blue etc.....

I do not trust ANY white people; gay, woman, trans or otherwise.

That’s an awfully meh-looking car, sadly. The engine deserves so much better.

The Progressive Conservative name disappeared in 2003 when the PCs merged with the Reform Party, naming the new entity the Conservative Party of Canada. Recent Prime Minister Stephen Harper was a Conservative who was not at all progressive. Harper thought of Progessives as Red Tories, a sobriquet sure to put you on…

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Oh, and I miss Benny Parsons. He was a perfect voice for Nascar.

What does “shinny” mean? Is a “shinny picture box” a box full of pictures of people’s shins?

... this probably needs to be career ending.

What a great tune! Thanks for reminding me. Time to add it to my ‘jukebox’.

I always liked the name of my first car, the Acadian Invader, built by GM of Canada. (Acadian was a stand-alone brand and NOT a Pontiac.)

Also pray tell what the reason is for not putting an assembly line in a tent?

... they leave the old dog home alone and take the puppy to the lot

That’s the stereotype for Boomers. Unparalleled economic growth, cheap homes, cheap cars, good jobs with no education, pensions, etc.

Wait... you paid $500 because Larry is “a gift to this community” and he’s “spending immense amounts of time giving back”? Who’s really doing the giving here?

The grammetical erratas in this story was to numerous to numerate.

That jacket is not even a blazer so GM’s joke ends up pretty lame. Par for the course.

Look at that half-naked Jeep sitting in its own sexy oil slick.

Interesting that you chose a stock photo with a CBC (Canadian broadcasting corporation) van in front of it....