colmustardinthelibrarywithacandlestick
ColMustardintheLibrarywithaCandlestick
colmustardinthelibrarywithacandlestick

Hmm, there’s something wrong with her underwear...

That’s the biggest gap since Terry-Thomas.

Are you a pre-schooler, by any chance, Nick? Or is it kindergarten this year?

Are you a pre-schooler, by any chance, Nick? Or is it kindergarten this year?

Since when are backup cameras required?

Fuck you, asshole. You are a huge part of the problem with that attitude.

The video is not available in Canada. WTF?

The Dodge Challenger is available in AWD, but limits its potential by only pairing it with the V6 engine.

... goobs of tongue...

This is probably the most unfortunately “styled” Corvette ever. It’s been beaten about with an ugly stick.

“We are not amused.” This picture really reminds me of HRH Queen Elizabeth II when something is not quite to her liking.

That’s what she said. Nyuk nyuk nyuk!

God looks like Mr. Peanut?

Stupid haircut. He looks like a Peaky Blinder. What size bowl did the barber use?

Always ride with your high beam on!

Also, Come By Chance and Blow Me Down. Newfoundland has some wonderful place names.

Let alone a berry. Saskatoon berries are delicious.

Waltz Blue (as in Blue Danube). Mrs. Tucker’s favourite colour, IIRC.

Go through a broker like Tom. A dealership will try to force you over a barrel, if you catch my drift.

I was waiting for someone to go there. ;o)