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It’ll never work.

Elisha Cook, Jr.! What a classic noir character actor. He was the gunsel in The Maltese Falcon (1941).

Eat shit, nigger! There. How do you like name-calling now?

It’s hard to keep track of all the stupidity you spout. On what planet do you live where governments provide mortgages?

Such bullshit! Welfare is free money given to the poors. Loans and mortgages only go those financially qualified and have to be repaid.

For a couple of decades (‘50s/’60s), Canadian Lincoln-Mercury dealers would happily sell you Mercury trucks. Identical to Fords except badging, and the name embossed on the tailgates of the pickups. Similarly, Dodge trucks were badged Fargo trucks when sold at Canadian Chrysler-Plymouth dealerships.

“Side note: how is a $132,000 bill on a $200,000 not totaled?”

The Buick Wildcat gives me hope that the ‘93 Thunderbird is a final-year SuperCoupe.

I spy Zorro. ¡ ¯/_ !

Never mount an action camera to your helmet. Remember what happened to Michael Schumacher? Yeah, the camera mount broke when he fell and was pushed into his skull through the helmet. I never liked the dude but wouldn’t wish what happened to him on anybody.

Never mount an action camera to your helmet. Remember what happened to Michael Schumacher? Yeah, the camera mount…

That’s the opinion of all real Canadians. Learning French just sucks.

A big horse laugh if Joe has already sold the parts to someone else!

One solution for Supercharger squatters: start discharging the car some short time after the car is completely charged up. That will bring the electric car drivers/squatters back promptly.

Oh my God, a Firenza! The Canadian Pontiac-Buick-Acadian-GMC dealers used to sell those in the ‘70s. Absolute crap; they burned up faster than 4 cylinder Fieros back in the day.

The automakers make a lot of $ from the replacement of stolen vehicles. As a result, there’s not much impetus to better the security.

It’s pronounced Folksvagen.

Volkswagen is toast in Canada. The dealers are not doing well at all.

How about this? ... You’re both assholes!

Judging from the rust on those brake rotors, it’s been sitting a l-o-n-g time.