Same. We installed cat shelves on our walls (there’s a cat sitting above me on a shelf as I type), and we have A LOT of toys, and there are three cats, so, yeah, we live in a cat circus.

Could be the lower half?

I'm writing a treatment up for a buddy comedy of this lady and the lady who drank all the cognac instead of giving it to the TSA RIGHT NOW!

The minute I found out that Lena Dunham was on Twitter I was just like WHO CARES

Man, is that where I am? I thought this was the post office. I’ve been waiting to mail this goddamn package for like... nine months! This place has TERRIBLE service.

Spelling and grammatical issues aside, #TeamAnnaDuggarsBrother

In 10,9,8,7...

Xenu, in the library, with a wig comb?

Seriously, if you are blasé about being on a yacht in St. Barths, you might as well just stop vacationing altogether, because there’s no pleasing you. She is just insufferable.

Pope: “k”

Can we combat this stupid soup (soupid?) diet fad by sharing our favorite soup recipes?

Lady Gaga, I love you, but “gaga” is common baby talk, plus you acquired your stage name from a Queen song. You don’t have a right to trademark just “gaga”, honey.

I love how Harrison became an internet hero after he straight up yanked trophies out of his young children’s hands and was like “Earn it bitches!” In my book that makes him an asshole. Like even if you disagree with them receiving the trophies, taking them away and then being a dick about it on the internet for all…

Had a Muslim been caught with an explosive, people (Fox) would be losing their minds. But I bet we hear barely a peep about this.

Pinkham’s law.

And then spray her in the face with the little squirt bottle reserved exactly for these instances of being a horrible person.

“Gary why? Gary why?”