Somehow the most horrifying thing here is that a 30 year old man told his mother to go to the store to get him a sandwich and a soda - AND SHE DID IT.
Darwin’s Cheese for those in a hurry.
So, it’s parrot flavored?
I have asked for opinions but not accepted them. Often this is because, when describing the dish, they mention what they think makes it especially yummy, but it strikes me as disgusting and inedible. “Then we cover it with mayo, pigs blood, and capers...” ‘You do what, now?’
MAYBE STABBING SOMEONE IN THE FACE IS A FORM OF GREETING IN HIS CULTURE! PLEASE CHECK YOUR CULTURAL NON-FACE-STABBED PRIVILIGE!
There is nothing I can print that won’t be subject to Pinkham’s Law. If I printed “a customer came in and stabbed me in the face” I would get replies of “WELL MAYBE YOU DESERVED IT.”
Now someone should post one where they do this with their original faces.
God, that last one is like a Monty Python sketch. It’s ex-ice cream! It’s ice cream pining for the fjords!
Know how I know this didn’t happen in Florida?
you know what i bet offends residents?
Maybe these corporations could use all the money they spending lobbying* politicians and use it to pay their employees like human beings. Or we could keep sliding into a cyberpunk megacorp dystopia. No matter how cool living in a William Gibson novel sounds, we should probably choose human decency.
RIP Roddy Piper:
some time in the mid-90s I fell out of my bunk bed and hit my head. My parents took me to the ER, and the doctors asked me various questions to determine my mental status. One of them was “Who’s in charge at the White House?” I deadpanned “Hillary” and had the whole ER laughing. I was seven or eight.
“Remarkably, the children who were asked about healthy habits before doing the taste test ate fewer cookies — even if they had first been exposed to the rotund cartoon character.”
Maybe they were mostly Banana Laffee Taffee and licorice jelly beans
Amber was homeless at 15 and needed to support herself, Kylie along with the whole family were born on third fucking base plus the added fame and wealth from her sister being a white girl with an ass and making a sex tape with a black guy. There is really nothing impressive about a wealthy teenager taking business…
Except Bill Cosby has, throughout his career, tied his personal life into his career. Much of his standup is about his family. While he is not Cliff Huxtable, the Huxtables have the same number of children (four girls, one boy) that the Cosbys had. Clair Huxtable has the same middle and maiden name as Camille Cosby…
...or you could neuter and release them. Because unless you shoot 100% of the cats, the area will repopulate to the same level.