I read a ridiculous amount. I haven’t had cable or internet at home since 2010 (I get plenty of ‘net access at work and with my phone). I fill up the rest of my time with books, books, and more books. I tend to read in cycles and jump around from fiction to history to biographies to alt-history and everything in…

Vince Neil.

If you are looking for a cheaper method of replacing some of your Le Creuset, I’d suggest eBay. As with everything, you have to keep your expectations in check, but sometimes you can luck out and get some like-new pieces for 50% off MSRP or more. I bought a lot of LC last year, and including the pieces that I bought…

“Oh great, there’s a toe in my kitchen.”

What a DICK.

Collodion, I have Miranda Lambert on line 2.

Dude. That is some spite right there. What an asshole. I weep for you. Maybe you can buy it a piece at a time at TJ Maxx or Home Goods or whatever?

I am so mad at him for you. So mad.

Wow, what a dick.

Can I kill him for you? That’s honestly one of the cruelest things I’ve ever heard. I worked HARD for my Le Creuset!

HOLY CRAP. You did indeed show incredible restraint by not disemboweling him. Creuset-icide should be an actual felony.

My sister is getting married next week, and out of all the stuff on her registry, she really wanted the Le Creuset dutch oven the most. She was in raptures this week when someone bought it.

This is why sandwich thins exist.

I’ll do you one better. Wraps are Tortillas.

its whispers topped with things that should just be in a sandwich

eating a salad as a full meal is like eating whispers

Do celebrities think regular people don’t know how to use Pinterest?

Everything is picture perfect. All it needs is a Hollywood star.

Temperature is just one more thing that the patriarchy controls. This is not about conditioning the air; it’s about conditioning the oppressed classes to accept the cheapest, most convenient, and easiest air that the ruling classes can provide. It is a result of capitalism: An effort to monetize the human condition…