Ebay. Seriously.

I have chloroform in my home. My partner does chemistry things with it, I don’t know what exactly but I don’t seem to be missing chunks of time so I think it is not nefarious.  I also have ether, that is for photo processing things. I am sure we are on “lists”. Neither he nor I are murderous shits like Casey…

How does one schedule a skinectomy, this woman may need that information.

I have been a recluse this year so don’t really have an opinion on the nominations and don’t do broadcast television so won’t be watching the show (I will be looking on Jez at the fashions.) Basically, I can just contribute my top movies:

Cynthia Voigt’s Homecoming. My chest gets tight just thinking about it. I both wanted and didn’t want to be Dicey.

Damnit. Now I am in desperate need of a Whataburger Jr. (add bacon and jalapeños) and onion rings but I am on driving restriction after major surgery thus can’t go and procure said deliciousness.

He is so fucking enchanted with his own (erroneously perceived) opinion palette.

I am one of those horrible people who likes a little ketchup with steak. And I like my steak very rare. If that is in any way Trumpian I will be sad and ashamed.

Sorry, love, nearing a second doctorate is more than moderately well-educated.

It should be! Even barring mental health issues McDonald’s crew members can’t work their shift out of uniform, one would expect a higher standard of professionalism from a freaking pilot.

I have a temporary enclosure for my blind cats to run in whilst I plan and build a permanent new cat yard. It is made of that same stuff. For about ten bucks and a trip to home depot you can have your very own monstrosity.

Another small town near me (the county seat, actually) was bamboozled into purchasing one of those white-elephant walmart buildings. After they realized how much it would cost to convert it into anything useful (a bit late, eh) they tried to sell it for several years. They finally sold it at a million dollar loss. …

One of these for profit facilities was planning on building in/adjacent to my little town. There was a huge uproar and an effort was effectivley organized to deny the needed permits and such. They did, however, successfully court the next town over (that is even smaller and desperate for job growth.) The business…

Pshaw, when I am Oprah rich I will convert all of my money to gold coins and jewels and perch atop the pile in a cave like a dragon, my every twitch dislodging small bits that tinkle down the pile in a tintinnabulous melody of excess.

Oh I agree with that but some of the evil fuck wits he has surrounding him are.

OR this is an elaborate ruse designed to grease the confirmation and once in 45's tweet will read, “Ha Ha, fooled you. Sad.”

Don’t panic but you might be a horcrux.

But boycotting Target, Starbucks, or any of the other myriad businesses that these shit heels boycott wouldn’t? My head is on the verge of exploding every damn second these days.

I twit on my Facebook feed posted a collage of Ivanka hideousness looking for recommendations of which one to buy for an occasion (specifically some twattery to do with the Masonic Lodge) and was planninng on buying from the line because she is a Trump supporter. This shit will sell in the right market. Dollar…

When I divorced years ago I set my Facebook relationship status to widowed. Maybe that would count!