Aye, aye, Captain Tight Pants.

You had me at Nathan Fillion.

Yes, and strictly speaking mistress doesn’t necessarily mean side piece. However, in modern speech it generally does but mister absolutely does not and I thus advocate for using mistress for both male and female when coloquially referring to an adulterous paramour.

On the one hand Trump losing the election, yippee! On the other hand, the mental picture of that bloated soggy cheeto gyrating is making me heave.

Her pretty little head sounds even creepier now

Or we could all just use mistress for men and women. Gender in words is such a weird thing to me.

I have that happen from time to time and I start to feel like a paranoid loon.

AND the note was written in the house on paper from the house with a writing implement from in the house in handwriting that some experts have likened to Patsy’s including a bizarrely specific ransom amount equal to John’s bonus that would not have been public knowledge. If I am going to kidnap a child for ransom I am…

This was a prominent family that put a lot of stock in appearances and while legal consequences for Burke might have been minimal their picture perfection would be damaged (not that it wasn’t anyway.) There WAS a broken window that a suitcase was moved underneath to give the appearance of being used as entry/exit. I…

The interview that chilled me was the one in January of ‘97. I believe it was their first one. Patsy was using what seemed to me really distancing language, specifically “I loved that child.” Not I loved JonBenet or I love my daughter. It struck me and I have never forgotten the tone. I am normally reluctant to…

The week thus far feels like a xenu shit storm a’brewin’

But seriously, Clowns walking around isn’t illegal that I am aware of. Why is this a thing?

Why would anyone call the police about clowns anyway. Mimes, sure. Clowns, who cares.

Superb. I needed that after the head reeling whirlwind this week has been and it is only Tuesday.

You and I are on the same page with this. I haven’t seen this interview yet but will be viewing asap.

The scenario I have had in my head for years now is that Burke was reluctantly guiding JR through cleaning up after be wetting (a probable of repeated routine he was tasked with against his will) and in frustration pushes her and she falls hitting her head. Patsy covers it up and John doesn’t know until after…

I admit Charlie would be the odds on favorite but that “family man” bit throws it for me. I wish Corey F. would go ahead and do a no holds barred tell all interview simultaneously live on TV and live streamed. I would pitch some go fund me cash his way for legal and rent money.

No, Tom was Big in 1988. (Bahdumpum hisssssss)

Puleeeeez. It has to be Kate Winslet. She has killed before, there was totally room for Jack on the damn door.

There are some heavy hitters on those for sur, several of which have been mentioned up thread.