I don’t think Jeremy Piven is even A-list adjacent but I just don’t care for him so of all the posited actors thus far I am willing to endorse this.

Cage has the advantage of the Coppola connection so there is that.

Maybe but it would, in my mind, be difficult to determine if someone hadn’t left home for 24 hours with just a cursory look at some security footage. I have security cameras and park in the same spot every day. You would actually have to watch all 24 hours of footage to see if I had went anywhere and came back. Jim…

It has already started.

I am having a hard time quieting my internal screams with increasing frequency. I feel so powerless to affect any kind of meaningful change and may be one of only a handful of people in my voting district not voting for Trump.

A few innocuous curse words here and there and I would be meh, okay. These is not that. These are insults, bullying, and sexual. Not okay.

Pure conjecture on my part but maybe Carrey owns the house in which she was living. It would still be weird to dial in the footage where your ex lives daily but would explain the presence of the cameras and his access to them. I think it will be difficult to prove that Carrey was reckless for not alerting authorities…

If I don’t emerge in a week or so maybe text or something but 24 hours could almost just be a nap.

I took “Carrey employed surveillance cameras to keep an eye on White” not as having security cameras at his own residence for his own protection but as he had cameras in whatever place she lived to keep an eye on her...which is weird. I haven’t explored any beyond the article here so I could be wrong.

Additionally, why the fuck should he have his hands up. I personally think the police should have a compelling reason to issue a command and a guy walking to his disabled car sure doesn’t fit that bill. This isn’t Simon fucking says. Christ on a cracker, what the hell is going on on this flying fucking rock?

What about the kids Cruise adopted with Nicole Kidman?

I imagine Haim’s IMDB is blowing the hell up today.

He does tick all the boxes.

I am going to hold onto this like a life preserver!

Mel came to my mind as well (after my gut wrenching flash of Tom Hanks) but I want to say that he has been in precarious positions before scandalwise that I think this would have broke then had it been him.

I call shotgun.

Egads. Morgan Freeman...nononononononono.

Get out of my head! That was my thought word for word.

I have a shuddering fear that there will be an uptick in these incidents heading into the election with each successive one being larger and more destructive than the last. Hopefully this intrusive thought is just a byproduct of my pessimism re this election cycle and not some latent psychic ability rearing.

Well played.