Pretty sure rape is practically epidemic in South Africa so calling major bullshit on this “judge”. But I suppose it may well be epidemic because of a shared prevailing attitude with this asshole.

The prostate “exam” was normal but what about the results? No “evidence” of a heart attack. I feel as if there is some work trickery going on in all off this.

And apparently he needs to add salt to his KFC feast. Tell me again about that blood pressure?

1973 VW super beetle $500...that I traded straight across for a 98 blazer. So really, 2 cars for $500. Score!

I doubt Gweneth parties with anyone who would need to be on such a tight budget as to buy her 1/3 of the price of her wardrobe pieces. Also, my autocorrect changes Gweneth to Gwen Ethnic which I find amusing for some reason.

Surely someone so all-fired stupid as to spend seven hundred damn dollars on a fucking blazer would just go buy whatever designer claptrap Ol’Goopy is knocking off from her closet instead. It sounds to me like she is saying no one else is as perfect miss fancy pants as me so here are some of my hand me downs for the…

I was on my way to work and thought the local shock jocks were pulling a particularly disgusting prank. Once I got to work I found out otherwise. Our library staff, at the time, was comprised entirely of Veterans (all women), and two of my little brothers were days away from boot camp graduation. I was shocked and…

I live in a quite poor smallish town and grew up outside of it in the even more rural area. There was/is no housing that “benefits” can pay for in the rural area and very, very few units in town proper. Sure there is a Walmart so the food prices are pretty standard. However, there is no public transportation and from…

Nobody fucks with the Jesus.

Clearly Yoko has neve been in a hurricane.

That dress is an abomination, a boobbomination.

Come at me with bugs, eh. Come at me with poop, I will fuck you up.

I was at a motel once in far south Louisiana that had a live bait and beer vending machine out front. You could get worms and a brew. I am sitting in a hammock in my yard and could literally reach down and grab a cricket and a worm (and ants, and mosquitos, and various other critters.) Critters I can handle, traveling…

The actual scenario of how people interact with the homeless/mentally ill happens every damn day. This lady demonstrating it through play acting is wholly unnecessary. If her scene involved demonstration of best practices maybe she would have some sort of point. I could get behind a performance that was in some way…

Is there an opening in Trump’s campaign because she is clearly qualified.

I think they do it as a tactic to seem more trustworthy which is the opposite of what it really does.

Just a week after my ex-husband and I split (well before the divorce and still in the his shit was in my house and hadn’t even divided up the DVDs stage) it was brought to my attention that he had put up a picture with my step daughter in it with him on a free dating site. It wasn’t lewd at all but I still freaked the…

So American Airlines is my ex-husband, basically.

I haven’t seen it but Kim’s sex tape might have covered that.

Exactly!