This is a bummer but what would be cool is if Kotaku could be done with Jim Spanfeller, a man who is both an herb and hilariously bad at his job.

reminder that this website sucks:

reminder that this website sucks:

Is this the guy who completely derailed Westworld into an intolerable mess to spite fans who figured out the big twist in season 1?

They did once let a studio create a game outside of BGS it was Fallout: New Vegas and it displayed how lazy Fallout 3 was in comparison so now they don’t allow outsiders to outshine their mediocrity of “It just works.” A motto that infuriates me because it is an excuse to not try your hardest because whatever you do…

It’s like they actively want us to pirate their games.

Only property, something that is ‘owned,’ intellectual or otherwise, can be stolen or pirated. Something the owner of said property can be deprived of. Publishers like Nintendo claim the games players buy aren’t their property — discs, licenses, what have you — so no owner is being deprived of property when access or…

If only he knew what they were doing with his name. 

Yes Nintendo, please tell me more about the “manifest and irreparable damage” you have suffered.

RIP Rocksteady. Cause of death AT&T+Zazloff+other idiots who don’t know how to run a game division.

Seriously fuck your slideshows Kotaku.

Helping people stock shelves, i.e. finding it and putting it out for them, is not “forcing” anyone to do anything. It is the exact opposite, i.e. doing their work for them so they aren’t compelled to do so because of their job.

I know this was done by different writers but maybe some editorial direction would help this site maintain some kind of tonal consistency and credibility?

Kotaku (emphasis mine):

I mean the UI and features are what really sell the box for me. quick resume is so much better than the weird ps5 cards and the xbox UI is pretty much exactly want I want customizationwise for a UI (folders in the xbox menu so I can access everything exactly how I like it.)

I am a big xbox fan, i like their hardware, I like their games, and I like their cloud streaming (at least in my neck of the woods the latency is less than 50 ms which is good enough for most games I enjoy) and honestly I want as many people to be able tonenjoy it as possible so if microsoft decides tonkick exclusives…

Gotta put this up on the lazy article list.

The only true Halo fan.

“the Guitar Gun/Sword.”

One thousand games come out every year. Let us have something truly weird and visionary. “Artsy” as you put it. We need it.