Ugh, with the way the pissy fanboys have been about this movie, I was really hoping it would be good just to shut them up.

I guess all the “Krusty the Klown’s half-brother” jokes aren’t all that funny right now.

Tell me something, man—

Stop trying to push your fan fiction on us.

That is probably the fifth most delightful sentence in history.

Hey now, the Last Jedi haters don’t have a problem with women. It’s just that Rian Johnson introduced unprecedented plot holes and logical inconsistencies into their space fantasy about laser wizards.

That IS the liberal fantasy. The conservative fantasy is that black people are invisible or go to jail.

psst.

you mean you’d like him not to be rational at all and able to see things from multiple prospective, including the passage of time, and just be on your side when your outraged online?

The family complained that the story was bullshit. i listen to the family

Jesus Christ people, you talk about Green Book like it’s 90 minutes of white guys burning crosses. If you don’t think it was the best movie released in 2018 that’s fine, but it is thoroughly serviceable and has a message that is at least attempting to be positive. The white character is depicted as a racist ass for…

Unpopular opinion: Amy Poehler, Tina Fey, and Maya Rudolph have been doing the same sort of schtick at these sorts of things for years now, and it’s starting to feel sort of stale.

I didn’t miss having a host at all this year.

Did Vern Troyer get “Farina’d“?

Your attempts to drag the excellent Olivia Colman make me yearn for the days of a block button for your opinions have no worth and I never want to see your posts ever again.

Makes sense. They were never going to give it to Black Panther. Black Klannsman was “too political” for a lot of hollywood and a lot of people hate Spike. This was like... the worst “A star is born” so giving it to that would be like saying this year was inferior to other movie years... so what’s left... two biopics?…

Lol, stop bitching.

The man lived through the sixties, and they think this is gonna get a rise out of him?

The Wire may have had some philandering fuck ups but Jimmy and Bunk were never unlikeable. They were downright charming and were actually pretty solid allies for Kima and most of the other female characters. They were hopelessly flawed but that’s the fucking point.

God can you not with the social justice bullshit? Like, I can’t even catch up on an episode recap without feeling like I’m reading a freshmen gender studies paper. Just hire some people with some ideological diversity please? These millennials aren’t up to the task of informing us without lecturing us.

“...in Pizzolatto land, at least for this episode, redemption is for long-suffering men, not the women whom they suffer.”

Ugh. Fucking seriously? You’re trying to paint Pizzolatto as some kind of narrative misogynist from the scantest of evidence here. It’s an angle the review doesn’t need. This isn’t Jezebel.