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I think comedians these days are pressured into doing a little of everything all at once. 

“...so if Mack is guilty, the argument runs, then Scientology must be, too.”

Okay, I’ll bite.

Every POTUS so far has been an imperialist and war criminal, which should make the observation with regard to one or another pretty banal in the scheme of things. I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m saying there’s not really a point to bringing it up.

It’s indeed depressing that this war criminal isn’t in prison for the rest of his life for all the people he had his robots murder, super-villain-style, in Afghanistan, Iraq, Yemen, Syria...

I’m not going to leave a clever comment in the comments section. Oh, I could, I assure you. I’m a very clever boy. But it’s Friday, and I have a hang nail, so...

the only way those movies are similar is if you’re being kind of racist

Agreed. In fact, it wasn’t particularly scary. If you delete the inane “funny” scenes of the friend (which were apparently tacked on to lengthy an otherwise too-short movie, and it shows), you basically have a good, slightly long episode of the Twilight Zone.

I thought the winkie textmoji and the comparing of racism to people not liking comic books were pretty solid indicators that my reply was tongue-in-cheek.

Next time i’ll make sure to include an “/s”!

Anyway, merry jesus day you nerd-shaming pile of fecal-mold! ;)

Haha, you still think “comic book movie” is derogatory.

Wake up! Comic books as valid as an art form as recorded music, painting, or text-only novels. :P

I’m not going to turn this into race shit, by why do you hate nerds so much, you anti-nerd jerk? ;)

As shown in both the images you linked, it was on par with It Follows (though I enjoyed It Follows more overall). Both are good modern horror movies but neither is a masterpiece. 

Yeah its almost like there was something about both movies that made critics hesitant to criticize any aspect of them.

Well, their username is “Slowdrift” and not “Metascore”, so they may be entitled to their own opinion.

Sounds terrible, thanks

*drone strikes keep killing tens of thousands of civilians, keeps doing it anyway*

As a leftist, I can’t stand how much liberals idolize this guy after all the shit he has done.

Hey, do you all remember when Obama bombed those schools? Or took a stand against protestors amongst a wave of highly publicised murders of black people by police? Or bailed the banks out of the GFC while doing absolutely nothing for the people whose lives the banks destroyed?

They probably figured putting on Sorry to Bother You (and a white critic writing the phrase “the co-opting of non-white bodies”) had reaffirmed their woke status enough for one year.

Someone liked Game Night? I mean, someone likes their comedy full of broad strokes and shallow, familiar types?  That movie was created by A. I.  And worse, A.I. that was clearly corporate-based.  It’s not a film that belongs to the world.  Chips are Tostitos. Taxis are Ubers.  There’s nothing remotely human happening