Citation needed on the Infowars promo.

I was just being pithy, by the way. I actually watched some of Nanette. It wasn’t terrible by any stretch. But the funny parts were like B- stand up and the serious parts were like B+ one woman confessional show.

Ha ha.

My avatar is Jordan Peterson’s head on a super buff dude’s body.  Made me laugh, something I’d recommend you try sometimes.  Hannah Gadsby and Cameron Esposito not recommended for that particular endeavor.

A) Women are all terrible. Almost as bad as men, quite frankly.

Good!  Comedy has been funny too long!

I mean, are people surprised that Hilary Clinton inspired less passion amongst blacks than Barack Obama, and actual black dude (not to mention a charismatic speaker and great politician)

Many people much smarter than all of us will write thousands of pages trying to figure out the clusterfuck of the 2016 election.

Just ignore them. To these proud non-racists you’ll never be more than just another White person.

To be fair Trump BARELY won the electoral college, and LOST the popular vote.

I think Trump has, as of yet, not done anything as destructive to both America and the world at large as the never-ending war the Bush administration lied to create. But that’s largely due to the Trump administration’s incompetence.  

For real.  Calm the FUCK down.

Wait, what did Harvey Weinstein do?

I’ve never seen his stand up, and like the rest of the world I stopped watching The Daily Show around the middle of Obama’s second term, but I saw him at the White Hourse Correspondent’s Dinner. He was very funny!

On the other hand black don’t crack baby

The oscar were always and will always be dumb.

Anyone wanna pass over the world’s smallest violin?

Steven Seagal is certainly a piece of shit, but America has no monopoly on those.

We broke the simulation 

Life is overrated.  If you’re gonna kill your self cause some 16 year old tweeted something mean then life probably ain’t for you.