I think it might be Lig Patin.

I can't decide whether TINY FIST or IRON FISTULA is more appropriate for The Tang Ogre.

Oh look, the comments are still both broken (I clicked on comments for the "Google kills Captcha" article; no avatars/user images) and stupid (yes, I love the option of either "ennnnnndless scrolling through a tall skinny box with maybe three words per line" OR "expand to full screen and make the article and…

There was one a handful of blocks from my office (Los Angeles) and it was always DEAD empty. Or at least it was the few times I went in there to grab a computer cable rather than ordering online and waiting 2-3 days…and at least half of those times, they didn't even have the very, very basic thing I needed. USB…

I think I've got an old TRS-80 in the back of a closet somewhere if you need parts…

#winner.

I really hope they're teasing a spinoff show about Bran after he melds with the Weirwood tree.

Why not? I mean they basically already come with their own kebab skewers.

Hot damn (and/or cold damn?) that's some shitty typography. Tho the background is pretty decent pareidolia material — I've got a snow trooper, a partial skull, and maybe a demonic shrimp face?

It was absolutely AMAZING, in that how can anything with so much time and money and star-power invested in it be so fucking dull.

Would 100% volunteer to be her Cool Aunt Who's Sometimes A Kinda Bad Influence.

I sincerely hope that someone, somewhere, is in the process of constructing a giant hijab for her. Which…if I see a GoFundMe requesting donations to foot the bill for a couple of helicopters in re: "an impactful large-scale civil-disobedience art project exemplifying solidarity with maligned cultures and marginalized…

I love her too, and I'm thinking there have to be MUCH better uses for her time than this. Or in anything involving Tim Burton, actually. If he's trying to turn her into his next Helena B-C, I'm suuuuuuuper not into it.

Not just "for science!" — also for the joy of watching dbags freak the hell out when their lips fall off.

Agree 10000% on both counts. Every time I see Suspiria I'm overwhelmed with the urge to redecorate my whole house in super dramatic primary colors and install red and blue light bulbs everywhere. And murder some ballerinas.

Um, do you have a newsletter I could subscribe to? Bc I'm totally on board with this idea.

She was ABSOLUTELY the best part of that movie. The only things that marred her presence were the fucking bullshit bits of chatter about shoes and lipstick, but those were the fault of the writers/director/etc, not Ferguson herself. I mean, I love high heels and makeup as much as the next gun-toting badass, but COME…

Srsly. And honestly, as much as I love CJ (and most of the cast, really) I still think of TWW as "The Josh And Toby Show." Bradley Whitford is always just THE BEST.

YOU GET HOSTIWE.

That's me! I tried an electronic a few years ago, and it was super weird, but then I liked it, and then I liked it even more, and I gradually switched over to all electronic, no real cigarettes* and it's a big improvement. I only use the small slim type that're about the size of a regular (albeit very long) cigarette,…