That is a complete mystery to me. Bro if you're SO INTO big roiling clouds of fluffy white stuff, just get some fucking dry ice. Or buy a fog machine (which *also* have a ton of "flavors" [actually scents] available! I know because I use one of the water-based fog fragrances in my steam mop).

RIP BUNHEADS.

I watched half of the pilot ep of I Love Dick, got bored, dropped it. Jean-Claude Van Johnson, however, was WAY funnier than I expected it to be. Stupid, yes, but *delightfully* stupid.

Ooo, I'd be 100% down with Brad Bird helming this.

I was just thinking that EXACT thing and then was all "no, I'm hallucinating or something, that is obvs ridiculous." THANK YOU. (I think it's the Scowly Brows.)

Oh my god this would be absolutely transcendent.

And inside BB8 is an MSE-6. Multigenerational matryoshka droid cosplay! I think you could get a whole animated series out of this.

I wondered about that as well. Guinness comes in a pint glass. Budweiser comes in something you crush against your forehead to look menacing to another burly dude in the truck stop bar.

But he's too young and too Generic Pretty Boy. I prefer my Doctors to be a little off-kilter, or a little menacing, or at least come pre-packaged with some gravitas.

Oh man Simon Beale /Mr Lyle would be AMAZING as the Doctor! Or, now I think about it, Patti Lupone (played Vanessa's older mentor-witch). Not the dude who played Dorian, tho. He looks like a boy-band cast-off.

THIRDED, THIS WOULD BE AMAZING, I LOOOOVE HER.

This confused me as well — the phrasing sounds like it actually means "Uber removed or reduced surge-pricing rates during the protest." Which would be good. Maybe it's not the best idea to use album-release idiom in instances where its meaning can be so ambiguous? Particularly on subjects that get a lot of people…

I got all the way through The OA as well, but was increasingly angry and resentful and highly annoyed during the last quarter of it. The Crown was … pretty okay? I watched the whole thing, and will probably watch subsequent season(s), but I'm not … super excited about it. But it's nice to have a couple shows in…

They just spend more on propaganda, and kill you more if you don't believe it.

Like "How To Coach Your Giant Flying Lizard" or "The Nightmare Before Easter." Why can't we have the solid well-made film that this is obviously a cheap and dirty knock-off of? Because this looks and sounds like absolute trash.

I'm holding out for the synchronized underwater tossed-washing-machine relay race.

I had to just put the whole thing out of my head, because the more I thought about it the more pissed off I got. HOT TRASH.

Agree. I was into in the "future-science / conquering or transcending death" motif and I'm down with unreliable narrators and exploring the line between "real" and "only real in your head," but this whole thing devolved into a fucking MESS. It started out promising some kind of transhumanist epiphany (whose early…

It's not about being "conservative" and it's not about mixing languages. It's about the show not being well-executed, not being internally consistent, taking cheap shortcuts to deliver what was ultimately a rather hackneyed message, and pulling serious current issues into a storyline in a way that feels shallow and…

Whereas I would rather rewatch his perfect deadpan "I NEED A HORSE." :D