If you put nail polish remover on a cigarette filter, it dissolves into a goo that looks and feels exactly like jizz.

I hated, hated, hated fireworks when I was young. Some of my earliest, most visceral childhood memories are from being scared of fireworks on the 4th of July/baseball games/concerts, etc. I remember being way too old to be afraid of fireworks (like 8 or 9), but still being totally freaked out. Anyway, I’m cool with…

I don’t know, sometimes a distraction is good for the health and can turn into memorable conversations.

I have also discovered that by not going outside I have greatly diminished my need for sunscreen. It really is a win, win situation.

Nick Denton hiring and protecting AJ while also being a smug bastard during the Gawker sextape trial himself are as much to blame for everything happening to GMG.

It’s better to read it as pain inflicted by a bear.

Thought this said “The look for fall is fury” and was like yes

It looks like his grandparents had a difficult time mastering fire.  

Great color!  I wouldn’t have guessed it was DIY.  You must have done this before.

She was, is and will always be a chav.

Likewise. I remember when I was a teenager I read an article in Vogue where Karl Lagerfeld said something along the lines of not wanting her to wear his designs because she makes Gucci look like Target (yes, I am paraphrasing with a lot of poetic license, but that was the gist of it). The shade was on point then and…

that’s what i love about her! it’s like people dressing up their dog in a really tacky way so they can fulfill their own pink rhinestone fetish.

Cheap baubles forever! I get way more compliments on stuff I’ve gotten for <$50 than I do on my nice stuff. I will spend a little more on earrings because I have metal allergies, but in general I don’t understand expensive jewelry. Jewelry has terrible resale value and almost no one can tell the difference between…

I never got it. Never smiles. Those nightmarish cartoon eyebrows. She always looks like she has cramps and would just love to tear someone up.

gerk. She frequently poses like that without jewelry on her hand :(

Agreed. Some of them look like a dressed up version of a huge plastic ring you’d buy with tickets at Chuckee Cheese.

No @ here; that shit’s gaudy.

[smarmily] All I need is my ONE engagement ring because it’s a FAMILY HEIRLOOM and sentiment matters more than CASH VALUE.