Skorts all day long! Not the kind we had when I was 12, either. Kinja won’t let me upload a photo, but Athleta, among others, has super comfortable, sporty skorts. They don’t get all crotchy when you sit down and they are as casual as shorts. Mine have useable pockets, too, which are handy for a phone and keys.

Dementors in love! 

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Shit.

It’s not like your mattress doesn’t already look like a Civil War bandage.

I love cottage cheese, and I love cottage cheese omelets like my dad used to make. Everyone thinks it’s weird as hell, but I love it. Also, just cottage cheese with fruit. Yes, I was born in the 70's and my mom ate cottage cheese in cantaloupe.

Cottage cheese can go sweet or savory (as can yogurt, I know) but it also has the built-in texture that yogurt does not. And less sugar! Point, cheese.

Kate McKinnon is my everything.

that’s not a Kennedy, but rather an unholy union of Sean Penn and David Duchovny wearing Jonathan Franzen’s favorite shirt

I think he’s cool with it.

All these straight white men with their hard-ons for disruption can go eat a bag of dicks. 

This guy is a terrible physician who should have been stopped from practicing forever ago. Removal of organs without consent? Totally insane.

Haaa! I call my spanx my thundershirt, precisely for this reason.

I feel like Evangeline Lily is perfect example of an entertainer who really is just a regular lady versus being “relatable” as a media strategy.

Evangeline is singing the song of my people. Right up there with the pushback chorus I carol when I hear men in their forties panicking about wrinkles and skin care and thinking, been dealing with that since puberty too, you ginormous pussy.

I would give them all my money if they did a big chase scene montage to “Desperate but not Serious”

i just bought shea moisture’s coconut conditioner and it smells SO GOOD. more like gardenia than coconut. and its good for my curly thick ass hair. 

No, she Betty