“This cake is a specific cake. A wedding cake is inherently religious,” s

It was so good, I honestly don’t even know where to start when describing it. Nothing I can say will do it justice.

Helena Markos’ Beardsley salon is my dream room. I have the irises incorporated into my sleeve. My love for Argento is strong. Also, I had the pleasure of going to a screening of Suspiria where Goblin performed the soundtrack live. Life complete, basically.

“Lying Media says I have (or had) a Wife. FAKE NEWS! I have always been a Bachelor and there is NO SMELL coming from my Basement! MAGA”

Da fuc did I just read. Like this is hilarious. This is an article about a child rapist and you want to be told you’re a good guy cause you didn’t cheat on your awful wife? Get out of here.

And I want the wardrobe, all of it.

My go-to example of how differently I’m treated by police as a white man is this:

I can’t decide!

YESSS

THERE IS ONE IN INDIANAPOLIS! It is close to Greenwood, so about a 45 minute trek. I’ll be there this weekend!

I swear to god. I have a powerful need. *googles locations*

Yup. But you had to go and find that out on another site as well. I’m wishing this article had that same kernel of really essential context.

I WANT TO GO TO THE TACKY CRAFT STORE!!!!

OMG FUUUUUCK YEW! I am sitting in a hospital room with my dad who is currently suffering from some sort of hospital delirium and this made me laugh so hard I choked, which alarmed his nurses because they thought HE choked, and sent an army of silent-shoed ladies our way!

is lil tay short for elizabeth taylor the same way bobby flay is short for robert flavor and elon musk is elongated muskrat?

GET IN MAH BELLEH. That looks and sounds delicious.

How do you like your Breville? I’ve been eyeballing one for awhile...

But I’m in the tree outside your windows now! (Sigh, why do I have to make everything creepy).

Did you bring enough to share with the whole class?