+1 for well fitted knee length shorts in neutral colors - khaki, navy, black or gray - depending on your taste in shirts. I think that American men often wear oversized, unflattering clothing, and a more Euro cut is more flattering. I would suggest taking your own measurements per the manufacturer’s instructions, then…

I just want everyone to see how huge my delphinium is this year.

Fiestaware has been made in grey. If it is not currently available you could check on eBay.

shhhhhh don’t ruin it

Reapplying sealer every couple of years is great advice :-)

Your dermatologist is incorrect on that point. Tretinoin (the active ingredient in Retin-A cream) breaks down in UV light. (Adapalene, the active ingredient in Differin, is actually more photostable than tretinoin, not less.) The fact that you’re using it under sunscreen, however, mitigates that to some extent. The…

“Sir, the possibility of successfully passing between two semi trucks is approximately three thousand, seven hundred twenty to one!” “Never tell me the odds!”

This is an excellent and slightly bananas comment.

SHRIMP COCKTAIL ALSO GOOD

He may have said such a thing but I don’t believe for a minute that he’s ever eaten salad often enough to have a fave.

I disagree. The wedge salad is a very good salad but all salads are very good salads. Except the hideous Cobb. I enjoy the wedge salad and I will eat the wedge salad but I will only order the wedge salad so long as I will be eating something better shortly after. The wedge salad is good but has many problems.

This is the perfect description for it! I don’t ever order it, and definitely consider it a ‘salad for people that don’t actually like salad’. But, you better believe that when it comes served before my prime rib at a steak house I will eat the heck out of it!

Nothing is impossible to clean. Once a week, mix some baking soda and white vinegar with water in a bottle, when it stops bubbling put the sprayer nozzle on and spritz all the surfaces, wait half an hour and rinse off. No mold or bacteria will survive that.

OMG OLD WHITE MAN FOOD FTW

My derm says that Retin-A (unlike a retinol like Differin, for example), doesn’t break down in the sun and is therefore fine to use during the day. That’s a unique property of Retin-A, according to him. I definitely still follow with high SPF sunscreen.

my fiestaware is my fancy china. My every day comes from walmart.

Would you use Fiestaware at a dinner party? My understanding is Fiestaware was for every day and for entertaining you brought out the wedding china.

I recently used a gift card for a massage at a fancy-ass spa in town. I made a whole damn day of it and used all the amenities, including the “Kohler Experience Shower,” which stands apart from the rest of the showers in the locker room and has probably a dozen shower heads/jets throughout the cubicle. Just inside,…

Eeeeeek! The Retin-A goes on at night — at NIGHT! In the morning, wash it off and follow with sunscreen. If you’re using Retin-A along with another prescription topical, use them on alternating evenings.

I mean I can’t wait for the day when men decide to stop participating in things so I can finally go to a party and not have to worry about being touched inappropriately or having gross comments made to me or being hounded around the room by some fucking dude. Oh, please, no, don’t stay home! Whatever shall we do…