IME, a lot of this issue is figuring out three things : 1) what works for your eye shape. Some people prefer an allover wash of color fading out above the crease, some people prefer a deeper color in the crease for more depth/definition. Just experiment! 2) Sometimes you need to “adjust” the rest of your makeup —…

I’ve taken to washing mine by just sticking my head in the tub, because urrrrrgh, wet hair touching my back, urgh. This also has the advantage of enabling me to put up clean hair at night so it’ll be ~styled~ the next day, but then actually take a shower right before I go wherever I’m going.

Ooo, nice! I usually get a little freaked out by how dark it is on me ... and top it with translucent blue iridescent sparkles.

ColourPop also has a few in that category, if anyone wants a more budget-friendly option — maybe LAX or Mamacita? (I have LAX and it’s QUITE DARK INDEED, tho more bricky / less wine-y.)

I have suuuuper oily skin including my scalp, PLUS hair that’s quite fine — yeah, I pretty much have to wash it every other day. If I’m leaving the house or seeing other humans. If I don’t, it is groooossssss.

“Vamp” was Chanel’s crazy popular early 90s blackened red shade — idk if they had a lip color of the same name?

Ohhhhh! KINJAAAA. (Or maybe just insufficient caffeine on my part.) Are those not “in style”? Because I have a bucket of them in my office. :D

Probably because those shirts are so incredibly effective at showing off the fact that your armits and upper back are all hot and sweaty? And/or because most people don’t like to be randomly touched/groped/pawed at like one of those oilie liquid crystal stickers? Or because “faded neon pink” is no longer anyone’s…

Hypebeast Pigeon is an Instagram Influencer.

I think he just found a really rare “used but still in great condition” Generra Hypercolor tee on eBay.

Mandarin Duck is like “u accidentally fade that shit in the wash? cold water, bro.”

HOLY FUCK that last one looks like one of those spiky squish rings that you mash the top of and it lights up!

Oh FFS. Seriously? I’m on here and actively participating/reading/commenting like a quarter as much as I used to be, and even *I* know and like CCCFB and recognizer her as One Of The Good Ones. BRING HER BACK, PLEASE.

If you, like me, have an EXTREMELY bad reaction to big silicone derivatives and other commonly-used potentially comedogenic ingredients (where “bad reaction” = facewide cystic breakout that takes two damn weeks to heal) ... I went bananas and made a spreadsheet of every foundation on Sephora with its price, the number…

If you, like me, have an EXTREMELY bad reaction to big silicone derivatives and other commonly-used potentially…

SPAWNA FALUDI

I have not been on Twitter basically since I signed up years ago. I’m torn, because I kinda want to follow assorted people I like, but then it’s such a fucking cess pool on the whole that I just caaaan’t.

YES.

I have SUCH a vivid mental image of this tableau, and it is now officially #STYLEGOALS for my whole life.

Ahhhh ha ha ha ha omg. WHO’S GONNA “RESCUE” YOUR CARPET NOW, HUH?

For real. I saw one trotting around the streets in freaking Beverly Hills once — and no, not the hilly northern BHPO area, I mean like at Beverly Drive between Wilshire and Olympic. “Aw, that dog is out loose without a collar and ... oh shit. Not a dog.”