Emma Stone is worth at least 8 mil. Unsuccessful? Hardly.

When The First Animal Went Extinct That Should've Bin A Sign.

*sheepishly raises hand* I...kind of like her? I don't know why.

This argument is gross and I wish people would stop making it.

This. EXACTLY. Being wealthy does not make you fair fodder for mean-spirited remarks. Jesus.

exactly! I have extremely pale skin that doesn't tan, and the mousy color my hair is naturally does me no favors.

For fuck's sake, really?

thanks! :) I love it, but that's all thanks to...gasp...a bottle!

Regardless of your personal feelings on Woody Allen (I think we all agree his personal life is gross at best), taking that out on Emma Stone, who seems like a reasonably well-adjusted and talented young woman, by being snarky about her hair color and successful career doesn't sit well with me.

Same. I've been dying my mousy-blonde hair auburn since I was fifteen. but I guess that's enough to warrant obnoxious snark? (poo.)

Oh shit. I didn't realize I had posted this in reply to someone instead of its own post. Awkward!

With that, I will get in the shower and begin this glorious day.

Okay. So I always thought Ariana Grande was, like, sixteen, but I just looked her up and she is 21. Girl needs to stop with that hairdo.

The most popular comments, in order, are from: US, Ireland, US, Australia, Australia, Canada, and the US.

This just isn't true. Every time I read an article, Charles is always the least favourite, and Will and Kate are actually really popular. Many think they should skip Charles.

"And I've been rejected by enough girls to know" annnnnd there we go. Sorry, Nice Guy, but you're a fucking asshle.

"human lukewarm Jager bomb"

Drunk and could really use some Taco Bell right now...damn Mark, you put these late night stories up for us to get hangry.

ha ha, you do realize the Democrats of Wallace's time were essentially today's Republicans? History and context: they matter.

This is mesmerizing. I just watched this five times.