I once had salted watermelon vodka. It was just as horrendous as it sounds.

And every. single. one. wearing the shirts was white. Shocking.

lol.

Why does NBC keep acting like Matt Lauer holds the key to America's heart? Nobody, and I mean nobody, actively watches Today because of Matt Lauer. I would say more people might watch it if he wasn't on it, tbh.

Obviously the people getting physically irate at reclining passengers is way out of line, but it must be said: if you recline your seat on a plane, where absolutely no one has enough room as it is, let alone people that are taller than average, you are The Worst.

The color of that dress is amazing on her!

This literally embodies exactly what kansasgirl discussed. It's extremely unprofessional, rude, and absolutely doesn't foster a dialogue in the Jezebel community when their writers respond to disagreement in such a rude manner.

HAHA! I kind of wish that was happening tbh.

The Colin Hanks/Chat Haze dichotomy is a bizarre version of the Good Twin/Evil Twin trop and is thus a source of endless fascination to me.

You know, I personally feel that there are so few body-positive messages for women out there, particularly women that look like Meghan Trainor (i.e., not insanely thin) that I'm thrilled whenever a song comes out regarding body positivity becomes popular. Ripping songs like this apart seems like unnecessary at best,…

whaaat. I hadn't seen the pig before!

I can tell you right now, as a college student exactly the same age, that if a classmate dressed and wore her hair like that, it would be seen as bizarrely childlike. She is 21, not 18. There's a huge difference.

I'm violently uncomfortable with that hair.

The fact that you put grapefruit, a bitter beer disguised as a fruit (thus causing bitter beer faces galore) in front of EVERYTHING GOOD EVER renders this list null and void.

Exposure to salt water? How are all those cute pugs surfing, then?

not just you. Zedd's kinda hot, in a leprechaun-esque way.

THANK YOU. The Lolita act is so bizarre.

"Where else can I watch Bruce Jenner fly toy helicopters recreationally?" Best part of the entire show. http://i.ytimg.com/vi/SHhhINmrjng…

I didn't mention Robin Williams, so..

Point out how my "argument" is specious, please.