Knife and skillet.

In a May cover story for GQ, Kanye Westhas come out as a formerly “functioning alcoholic.”

She's MY President. I don't give a fuck what anyone says. 

When did the Jezebel tops comments get so square?

Agreed eleventy million percent. I think I described Warren on another post as Bernie Sanders + actual plans - heart attack. Yeah, I’m sure the Republicans would have continued to beat her over the head with the “Pocahontas” bullshit and Trump’s idiot followers would have just decided she was Hillary 2.0, but I feel…

I like all the links they put at the end of Barf Bags to the effect of, “Let’s have Elizabeth Warren handle this crisis!” or similar sentiments...after pretty much ignoring her in favor of Bernie for the entire primary.

I don’t give fuck all if the next president is exciting....I only care that they’re a Democrat. 

You know what’s less exciting than Biden? Four more years of Trump. Scratch that, another Trump term is downright terrifying.

This “outed as a landlord” shit is annoying.

If you’re on good terms with an ex, and kids are involved, it’s not hard to wrap your head around it.

I’d be amazed if that green wasn’t chosen intentionally:

I fucking hate Jeff Lowe and his stupid headgear. Good to see Lauren “got back in the gym” after having that pesky baby - where’s that super hot nanny Jeff thought he deserved, because god forbid he be forced to have to gaze upon an unattractive female in his own home! God I fucking hate him.

Um, “a 1985 Tim Burton film”? I’m sorry but I feel like we’re downplaying literally one of the finest moments in cinema history. Pee-wee’s Big Adventure is not only one of the funniest movies ever made, it also features by far the best acting work by both James Brolin and Morgan Fairchild:

No. He’s that “dead-eyed Opie peace of shit” or “Meth Damon”. Thank you, Breaking Bad! (I’ve never seen Friday Night Lights *ducks for cover*)

Corn chips are no place for a mighty warrior!

…possums…

Wave o' babies!

The ugly one!

Oh man, Teen Girl Squad was the best thing ever.

Ah, 2006.