Oh, the Uncle Jeff laugh! They used that character sparingly, but so, so perfectly.

Collins was reportedly “very concerned” and “quite troubled” about the survey.

I figured as much! It’s just such a weird choice of song for any person/event not from MA.

Why the hell was that asshole trying to use “Shipping Up to Boston” in the first place?? Google tells me that the event in question was in Iowa, and he’s from Wisconsin, so why even go for a song that the state of Massachusetts basically owns?

When I was in high school, I had surgery that left me with pins in 4 of my toes.

No, the best way to experience it is to get the Cheesy Gordita Crunch and sub in the firey shell. So good.

I literally stopped, scrolled up, and checked the source article the second I read that, I was so sure it was made up.

Surely you realize that Esther Wang and Yessenia Funes are two different people and, therefore, capable of having different opinions, yes?

Sounds like the kind of froofy nonsense that people name show dogs.

Eureka is RIGHT THERE and SHANGELA is the one you have a problem with??

Chris Evans will ALWAYS be the best Chris, but this article has me willing to move Pine to a tied 2nd place with Hemsworth (previously Hemsworth had 2nd to himself with Pine at a respectable 3rd).

Also O’Dowd!

I managed to successfully go on my honeymoon to Thailand in early/mid-February JUST before shit got real, so my work from home uniform has exclusively consisted of the world’s coziest pants: Thai elephant pants:

Oh good, someone else who is sad! I’m gonna come sit by you. This ruined my day.

My takeaway from this article is that Suri Cruise is a TEENAGER NOW?! and I am an old.

Haven’t read the article yet, but the cover image inspired me to come here to mention something that’s been bothering me lately.

Paige’s sister asking her “Why do you talk like that? We’re from Fresno!” may have been the funniest moment in this entire, very funny series.

Pulling this guess fully out of my ass, but I wouldn’t be surprised if she takes a drag queen approach to her eyebrows and plucks/shaves most of them off so she can draw on different ones to go with her looks.

Must be swing states and New York then, because he’s ALWAYS fucking there when I watch TV.

We even got one more Blake Bortles mention.